Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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colton_colton 50
Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then
Enslaved 38
She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?
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Comments (88)
UhHuhHoney 20
I don't understand why people tell others their sexual life... That's something that should stay between you and your partner. Also, if you want changes THEN TELL YOUR PARTNER.
ImTheAlpha 30
It said it was during a game so they may have been playing something like Truth or Dare or Never have I ever.
worldclassrager 41
Faker...
jude_iscariot 7
On the other hand, that implies that she's never given herself one, either. Part of the problem could simply be that she doesn't know what she needs to achieve ****** because she's never done it herself. Perhaps you should help her explore.
born_hustla 26
Ahh... The joys of Never have I ever!!
Richard6036 13
It sad that you don't know your girlfriends body better because I pleasure my girlfriend thoroughly before I worry about self-satisfaction
Migole 36
But if he only knew her "fake orgasms" how was he supposed to tell the difference? She might've been his first sexual partner as well. Some girls have never masturbated or even explored and just lie there and moan a bit because they think that's what's expected of them and think their partner will just magically give them an ******. I don't really blame the OP if she gave him the impression that she was having fun.
steam_engenius 21
41, we don't actually know if she faked it. Maybe her boyfriend never asked and just assumed. If she's never had an ****** ever, she's also probably confused and insecure about it because she doesn't know how it can be different.
withered 30
In what century do you live that you still believe "some" women don't **********?
Manic1 13
That is something she should have told you in private. She should be communicating with you if there is a problem, not blurting it out in front of people.
mishwarner 14
While it would have been a shock to hear this from a group conversation, I still think YDI. There would have been plenty of times where you could have spoken about what you enjoy/don't enjoy, what she wants you to do. You are as much to blame for this not being discussed before as she is.
DoomedGemini 38
Op thought she WAS satisfied, so obviously they thought what they were doing satisfied her.
JKPwnage 27
And that's why you don't fake an ******. FYL, OP
Le_ponderer 14
I blame this on the shroud of mystery and taboo that society generally covers sex and it's associated forms in. It is a healthy, pleasurable activity that 2 (or more) consenting mature persons should engage in; with frank discussions on what each others sexual preference is. The best time for the verbal enlightenment is pre or post-coital, I think. Final note, you have to learn what you like before you can teach it to someone else. So explore your body and own it!
Bragi 12
Twat. FYL, OP.