anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Deweyboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Winder, United States
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
SweetDreamsTibi
Get out of the way
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Heated gamer moment
Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Anonymoys
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
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majones 0
Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
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majones 0
Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
slatter 1
did you stick your 'noob tube' in her, eh eh
majones 0
#5 yes. Then he flashbanged her.
bettadenne1 0
i woulda semtexed her ass
majones 0
Op needs to work on those tactical insertions.
thenormalguy 0
Go for the G spot and you will get the tactical nuke xD
majones 0
You're pretty rusty and rundown. Maybe if you weren't so terminal during sex, you would get a highrise and your body wouldn't be a wasteland.
allard 14
owned!.
thor89 0
Let me do her talk "Epic fail she pwns n00bs I cam haz Cheeseburger"
garrettjordan 0
I would make it rain on her ass like a stealth bomber
driftsta_fml 0
good call on the tactical insertion! COD MW2 ftw
MadaZer0 8
Majones is so much ******* win! My god was that epic XD
Soybean254 0
wow all mw2 puns the map one was funny hmm stick your thermal intervention in her face and shoot her ass til you get the accolade white hot
MadaZer0 8
^This XD
sonosaeterno 2
hahaha. he fiddled with her akimbo raficas
glen12 0
hahahaha she sounds awsome!
eduardo2k 0
MAJONEs FTW btw u should of tactical knife her ass with commando pro + (no fail)
jokerboi12 0
Did you then get pissed and use an AC130 on her ass? :P
SuperHumanBeats 0
that just made my morning
skullbashd 3
put down your claymore and run
Bl4ck_1c3 2
maybe she's just cold blooded, you should get her some bling and then be like a ninja and scrambler out there
ImaginaryFoe 1
Majones FTW! Is anyone else turned on or am I the only gamer girl here?
xGet_Over_It 0
gamer girl right here too -waves- gimme your gamertags people(;
Darraghscoot 0
penetrate that bitch with a javelin!
TurtleHabitat 0
Use the intervention. Scope at her. Quickly pull out flash grenades. Throw flash grenade. Shoot through flash smoke. Recieve 100 points. Game over. FHL
TurtleHabitat 0
@116 my gamertag is Turtle Habitat
Soybean254 0
@116 iSoybean
srammer99 0
srammer8
reyemrein 0
leave her. people who say noob in real life are even more annoying than people who say LOL
hotscar 3
u just got to find the ********.
sam411411 0
but don't forget to emergency airdrop on her face
Onthecountof3 0
@116 SantaSasquatch
MotherRussia 0
these comments are win!!!
epicfailburger 0
if your one weapon isn't pleasing her you gotta go akimbo
albinomustang 0
Quick!!!! Plaster her ass with a Semtex!!! Then scrambl'er!! Take yo Tactical insertion and make a hard landing up the front door!!! I think I saw some condoms in the Nova gas station to the east!! They call her Honey Badger for a reason!!!!
majones 0
I hope op has harrier balls to strike with.
heykelsey 0
over 9000 points for cod references.
VittiChan 2
WIN!! That's what I would say!! AHAHA!!
SomeGuy490 0
32 and 156 = epic win
SomeGuy490 0
your tactical insertion must have been smashed.
gloogle 0
atleast you werent lagging
psyco5000 0
total win! ur my hero!
coldblood 4
wow you are all sex addicted freaks
kaileebug 0
you could have mentioned Underpass too(: My friends didn't think gamer girls existed until I got my Xbox.
defsdgdh 4
I would use some old school tricks for deep impact. also consider to double tap that ass and always have a steady aim.if she still isn't pleased give her some juggernaut. mostikely a headshot.
Wasted_Elmo 6
pass that gamer tag I will pwn that a few times show that snatch who's a "noob"
byronthegrim 0
gt: fopaxcore
allard 14
GT I Cappa I
BobTheSnail 0
add me, my gtag is BobTheSnail, same as my account. if it's full just send me a MSG and I will make some room :)
Snake_Monkey 0
Drop ur nuke cuz ur losing and get ULITMATE SACRFICE chalenge and emblem. hehe it'll be a BLAST
MyStarrz 0
Ahh Flashbangs ...Short ..quick ...come when u least expect em to ...and leave you wondering WTF just happened!? =-X
pzawesome 0
@116 mine is OwnedPeregrine
cherrypieguy 0
send her a carepackage
Arty90 0
@116 zArty90z
Therealcrit 0
u is my hero
thedeadman64 0
maybe ure derailed and need to go for that karachi and she'll be wetter than underpass
zackman108 0
prompted animal woot woot better 50. ftw!!!!!
Billbo23 0
i have only played cod once and for like 10 minutes but i know that those are cod maps... this is how big cod is in society, one who does not play can pick up so much about the game
Billbo23 0
and btw i have the best gt; A FaTnEsS
mauk 0
use ur akimbo p90cles to spray her head while she bow down
Killerblonde41 2
haha nice :)
Killerblonde41 2
your not alone, I'm a gamer girl too
Wow467 0
Ghodai Ninja
DarkPrince_fml 0
I think you have to start using hax go enable your god mode and ur slow mo.cheat
DarkPrince_fml 0
time to start hacking
acesarge 0
Are you ******* stupid? She sounds like an awesome girlfriend.
treyroxx 0
yes 32
treyroxx 0
mysoxx baby
JoeyxCloud 0
xCloudReloadedx and MTG JaceBeleren. anyone add ^^ im mostly on my Cloud GT but i get on the MTG GT to f*** around :P
steph87_fml 0
how old are you? cause I'm pretty sure you have probably never been near a Gspot.
Fallresevilfan 0
Nope just funny puns
AxJinx 0
lol noob xD
ImaginaryFoe 1
OP, how else should she have told you tgat you suck in all the wrong ways in bed? Be glad she's a gamer and not a mechanic or something. Pistons, camshafts, etc.? Insert your own joke. Bottom line is step up your game before she finds a new play mate!
ImaginaryFoe 1
*that*
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
tnae2 0
noob
Ankhurth 0
OP: YDI for having a low level. try some skill training cuz u need higher lvl to beat that. try on: ***** (lvl 99). wait.. that makes no sense at all...
koolkat27 13
its N00b not noob.
Trollz0rz 0
Pwnd
purplemnm 9
well sorry Greg I didn't know what else to say
thenormalguy 0
wait your his gf???
purplemnm 9
yea...
TehFuzzyOne 0
I can see a new FML now. "Today, my girlfriend who called me a 'noob' in bed read my FML about her calling me that. FML."
Thebluez 0
DAMN YO UGLY
Thebluez 0
DAMN YO UGLY BITCH
Thebluez 0
well dang girlfriend. YOU DAMN UGLY
purplemnm 9
the weird thing is he knows I read FMLs so he's probably doing it on purpose to make me feel bad
purplemnm 9
I'm now laughing coz you took my comment seriously...
TehFuzzyOne 0
xD. That was semi-epic.
GothicAngel95 16
That was epic but he is lucky so he shouldn't be complaining nonetheless
RaGoNiiTe 0
u shudda replied 'you just got noob tubed'
iLoveMySgt 0
idk what a noob is but I'm guessing it's not good.. practice makes perfect. get busy!! :)
majones 0
They also constantly get spray tans.
Rickymonkeypants 0
you sir just got a win you aren't a noob that's for sure
majones 0
Thanks Rick. I try
MadaZer0 8
Don't make fun of her! She's as hot as my Sentry gun!
TurtleHabitat 0
More like when i use thermal i can see her super clearly
fatraptorjesus13 9
A duck faced spray tanned girl, is also a noib
majones 0
lolwhat?
Sikh 0
So not only are you lucky got having a gamer girlfriend your gonna bitxh about her calling you a noob in bed. hey atleast she didn't just say "you ******* suck in bed". take noon a nice way of saying you need improvement and DONT bitxh about having a "game obssessed gf".
dodgewama 0
hahahaha this is a very YDI ..
PsychoMerk 0
I think he'd be concerned at the implication that his girlfriend might be a *****. 0_o
skullbashd 3
well if you gave a nerdy gf and she calls you bad that means something
jimmyjamesyall 4
Lol I have a game-obsessed GF, too. I don't play any. I feel like my luck there lies in taking away some gamer's happiness.