Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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BluPenguin 3
you jacked a homeless guy's wallet???
bodoquito89 0
how ungrateful :-(
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bodoquito89 0
how ungrateful :-(
the_flirtt 0
hah I'm guessing the hobos ?
bodoquito89 0
lol yeah
Shookitup 0
See that's why you can never be too sure about people :/ Don't worry though, good things will come your way ^.^
the_flirtt 0
no the hobo cursed him
andruha1123 5
why do we have to guess.. would have been a lot easier if you just told us..... sigh
Chrisskiies 0
ignore the hobos hanging out in front of starbucks. It isn't hard.
Trupe 3
Why would you hug a random hobo?
DocBastard 40
Congratulations OP, you're an all day sucker. That's the oldest trick in the hobo book.
Ali_Br_fml 33
ikr! I give hobos a 6-inch sandwich every time I go 2 subway by my job. A different 1 every time, and they never did that to me. Maybe the hobo was hungry...
azn_pridee69 0
haha ;D .
123OLALO 0
i hate how ppl take advantage of you after you do something nice to them. ungrateful bitches...
ThereIsNoFork 0
Haha 38- what good does nice do you when a hobo just stole all your cookies? (metaphorically speaking)
zoolu6879 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
Brittney_E 0
karma on him!(:
Josk95 0
OP, don't you know that you never should hug a homeless?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
He want to hug me wooo he wants to love me wooo he'll snag your wallet wooo woo oo oo don't hug a ho-bo never hug a ho-bo won't hug cos that ho-bo steals thingys
hockeyplayer82 0
I'm going to guess the hobos wallet us gone?
AbsoluteTurtle 0
it could be worse, the hobo could have taken YOU and left the wallet.
kal915 0
why would be nice to a hobo? they are too lazy to get a job that's why they're homeless.
mshoes12346 3
good for u to bein nice to hobos but ydi for huggin him...
Ali_Br_fml 33
79 "Don't trust me" reference ftw!!! Rotflmbo!
starile 20
kal... your world is very small. I almost feel bad for you.
starile 20
BTW OP Sucks that your wallet got stolen.
Mehness 0
You bitch! How could you steal a poor homeless man's wallet like that!?!?!
pwincessa23 1
lol 85 made me laugh!!!
ballinbri123 0
Ha! Ah~greed :D
Link_Asriel 0
last!!! did i win? Edit: damn so close. see you on page ten....
JamieLeeLV 0
who hugs a homeless guy?
misfit471 0
Are you in Metallica Myliferocks24..? :P
foreverspellman 0
exactly what I was going to say. should have done another nice thing... called the cops and had him arrested. free place to stay and at least a meal or two, even if it's jail.
gr3enw1lly17 5
Exactly!
BluPenguin 3
you jacked a homeless guy's wallet???
Color_my_rainbow 0
homeless guys dont have wallets! silly
CORNDOG200 0
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um, no, the homeless guy jacked her wallet DUMBASS!
randomgalzbo 17
It's called a joke DUMBASS!
artcwolfman 0
you have money!!!lucky(had)
Ariasmake_1 0
life lesson learned.
Doopliss01 0
YDI for trying to be nice.. and hugging some dirty hobo
maryamd 3
you just got owned by a homeless dude lmao XD
gummibloo 0
Thanx now I know not to hug homeless people outside of a Starbucks
Ruff_fml 3
wait, you stole a homeless guy's wallet??