Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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colton_colton 50
Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then
Enslaved 38
She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?
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Comments (88)
TheNewGuy03 29
Yeah, I'll take "That's Some Bullshit" for $100. She is apparently willing to tell EVERYONE ELSE and embarrass you publicly rather than tell you in private what the issue is. **** that shit. It's not a good sign.
thatsme293 28
If she can't communicate that will lead to other problems in the future than your sex life.
idefka 34
Thanks to everyone for my 1000th visit. This may be moderated but who cares.
ladycoco8 20
That sucks, but she didn't specify. Plus, even she might not know if she's had one. Ours don't always give proof. Haha. I know my body and what really gets me going, to the point of climax, but explaining that to my boyfriend is hell. He gets it sometimes, but other times, I have to do it. It's fine, but she honestly might be clueless. May have had one, and just doesn't know.
champmunk 8
You could always introduce her to some training
sillygirl247 14
If girls fake it all the time, lie and say they like it like that if they don't then its her own damn fault she hasn't had one. Guys are not psychic. U have to be open and tell them when u do or Dont like whatever they are doing.
420west 4
dude, learn to eat pussy or somethin
khorstmye 15
Never have I ever!??
lavapants 15
**** her brains out next time until she has a couple of orgasms.
writerchic85 26
She's an asshole for saying something like that in front of friends. I'd call her out on it.