Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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ThatLooksSticky 16
never leave a note. never let them find you.
TerrorDollie 0
You should've parked somewhere else!
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CakeSlicer 0
You only dented something unnoticable. Just part in front so it looks like you did nothing, or take it to court.
lonely_heart_89 6
Did you get his license plate number? If so, you can file a police report; get the name, phone number, and address of the perpetrator. Then pay him a visit and show him who's boss!
GLOCKMAMA 0
YDI it for not getting his tag & reporting him. Yours was accidental & had no criminal consequence, however, his was a direct vandalism with malicious intent & you could have him arrested.
keoct 4
In theory yes, in practice no. All the guy would have to do is say “I didn’t do it” and unless someone got it on tape then it turns into a he/she says he/she says situation and the police can’t do anything about it without hard evidence, same with small claims court, the judge would just throw it out.
littlevinnie 0
I made an account just to tell all these ignorant people that said his life sucks. he hit the ******* car. understood? u don't write an apology note and thinks everything is good. someone said why would u fix a small dent? because all of a sudden it just appeared now idk about u but if someone dented me car I would want it fixed. and if he had insurance he wouldn't have to pay for it. now I assume 90% of the people on FML have never driven a car and think oh it's just a small dent and he apologized. when u hit someones car, especially a PARKED car u leave ur contact info not a sorry note.
vashthestampede 0
I set a guys alarm off and left a dent in his car when i opened my door. i walked of and pretended it wasnt me, and drove off. you should of done the same
lonely_heart_89 6
To littlevinnie, I completely agree. Once, I noticed a note on my windshield. Someone had pulled in beside my car and hit it, leaving very noticeable scrapes. She didn't even look at my car before going inside the building, then came back out, moved her car, and went back
Vlieto23 8
how do you know it was a guy??
Zhu8 5
hope you wrote down the license plate and call the cops on him/her.
Zhu8 5
if it was my car, it would be time to reconsider buying that glock 19.
Brak_Spaceman 19
I DON'T THINK THAT HE WOULD DO THAT IF IT WEREN'T HIM