Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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Top comments
ThatLooksSticky 16
never leave a note. never let them find you.
TerrorDollie 0
You should've parked somewhere else!
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Comments (110)
jess6blondie9 3
you deserved it, I woulda keyed your car too.
Brennanrulez 0
idiot. you only write a note if someone see's, and you pull away and park 3 blocks down.
Comoke1024 19
You write a note because it's the right thing to do. An action not in one's best interests doesn't make it stupid.
Annebear 6
How did he know which one was your car?
goq0123 6
An apology doesn't mean much without your insurance information.
secundasaol 6
Most people who care about their car and their money would want to fix the dent and since it was your fault, you should have left insurance info. "Oops, sorry" doesn't pay to fix the damage you caused. It's nice that you were nice about it and all, but be responsible next time also.
Wildghost123 13
write a compliant
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Why are people saying that guy was a dick? If you bumped into someone's car and stuck around after you deserve to get keyed
gatorgirl7563 22
He left enough info/parked close enough to be identified by the owner!!! What exactly did he do wrong? Why did he deserve to get keyed? Sue his ass, OP.
legendof90 14
U sure that's all