Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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Top comments
ThatLooksSticky 16
never leave a note. never let them find you.
TerrorDollie 0
You should've parked somewhere else!
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Comments (110)
xGabri3L 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for driving a car.
ooitastic 0
@#1 YDI For having a computer.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
#3 YDI for being on FML before puberty.
Person1233 13
#6 YDI for failing troll school.
haitilover 0
hahahaha funny shit
0opsie 6
An apology isn't going to fix the dent. If you weren't going to leave your contact info so he could arrange for you to pay for it, you should've just driven off.
hollee 0
exactly. if you just left a note that said, "sorry I hit you're car, dude" then you're a complete asshole.
busted23 0
32- you're a ******* idiot. she was saying "if you left a note then you are a complete asshole" which is also you're not your
0opsie 6
#42: She was talking about the first "you're" in that sentence, which actually was incorrect.
iampunk 0
42 You're the ******* idiot.
Cjw1220 0
#7 Don't talk to him like that. I'll have to hwip you.
maggiemae1989 0
she had the spelling right. it's you're because she was saying you are an asshole. and btw, I'm from Texas.
chowE_fml 4
so "sorry I hit you are car, dude" Is correct grammar? hmm.. thanks! I learn something new everyday :)
generalasskicker 12
thinking the same thing time to go inform my teachers how wrong they have been
bossboi 5
win
ScaughtieHolden 11
3, YDI for looking like Erik Estrada with those glasses. Lol.
MRiKiCCS 0
85 YDI for trying to be justin bieber.
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
#89 YDI for being from Brooklyn
ThatsJustMii 0
wow wat a heartless idiot
xGabri3L 3
I'm on my phone.
glitterfreak10 3
And no one cares....
Person1233 13
This is what happens when you're Canadian.
worldclass 0
Im Canadian.. none of this has ever happened to me, or anyone I know.
valri3 0
Well how long have you been living in Canada?
worldclass 0
19 years.
worldclass 0
19 years.
ohhoho 2
20 years here. And I'm from BC. I've never seen a key-ed car before... Just not the thing to do here. On the other hand, if you bump into someone, you're obliged to leave your full information and details and pay for the damages, not a cute apology. Especially here in Vancouver where almost everybody drives a BMW or Lexus.
jorbla 0
i live in british columbia and yes, the car my family owns has been key-ed many times before. it happens here, too.
jlvgarcia 0
I'm part Canadian and that has absolutely nothing to do with that.
babe7260 30
Pretty sure people key cars everywhere!!!!! Wtf does being Canadian have to do with anything ??!!!!!!!
p00p0nt0ast 10
Um not sure... Wondering the same thing!
ThatLooksSticky 16
never leave a note. never let them find you.
TerrorDollie 0
You should've parked somewhere else!
Muffinzz11 7
I think the guy keyed your lip. you should clean that up
Person1233 13
Holy ****.
ajfraser 3
haha
mintcar 10
Picking on a 14 year old. Good job.
Person1233 13
A 14 year old who might kill us all.
rameses1210 18
Yeah, why the hell wouldn't you move?
ckjacques53198 0
I guess you shouldn't have left a note
Zmeilerr 22
Isn't this a repeat? But YDI, be honest unless you want to end up being sued.
Sirin_fml 47
Link plz.
Zmeilerr 22
I'm not looking through all 800 some odd pages
Sirin_fml 47
Then put a sock in it!
teentee401 37
There should be a badge for getting owned by the FML staff.
Cr4zyd4wg 0
nice guys finish last
valri3 0
Who said it wasn't a she? 0.o