Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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Top comments
ThatLooksSticky 16
never leave a note. never let them find you.
TerrorDollie 0
You should've parked somewhere else!
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Comments (110)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YLS because at least you apologized! He's a dick.
kweenbitch 0
yea cuz an note apology is going to pay for "the small, hardly noticeable dent".... WRONG!!!! you soooo deserve that and more. I wouldve sliced your f-ing tires and broken all of your windows too. so stop bitching and go take a driving class you a-hole.
bobateme 0
lol if it was small and hardly noticable why would you get it fixed? anyway it would cost a hell of a lot more to fix slashed tires and broken windows than a TINY FREAKING DENT. get off your period.
chogle 8
46- Calm the hell down. Why on earth would you slash tires and smash some windows over a tiny dent? Don't be that crazy girl that no one likes. OP, FYL. if it really was a small dent, then an apology is all I would have wanted even if it were my car. mainly because I know how to pop the dent out.
Lqum26 0
No what he should have done is, buy a cattle guard, then drive back to the parking lot and f u c k up that guy's ride!!!
oliveindamiddle 0
88- you know how to pop it back out?! do tell how.
GLaDOS8899 14
I'm mad at you, 46. He wanted to apologize and he felt guilty!
perdix 31
Hey, it's nice to apologize, but you've got to realize that not all apologies are accepted. Oops.
STP907 8
why would the op leave their car right behind his? that's the only way he would've known it was their car.
timlardner 5
YDI for owning a car and not being able to drive it properly.
sicpupyz122 0
BLAME CANADA!
TheNewGuy03 29
he should have blown your car up with you in it. that'll teach you! :p actually, this kinda sucks. sorry, op. |the kid|
qaz230lord 1
why did you not write down their licence plate
jckbco 0
why do you assume OP didn't? this is a fun FML why do people feel need to offer solutions to FMLs?
zackkmann21 0
I'd break his windows.
libbye 0
that sucks, i feel for ya :(
azazahoo 0
Here is what you do: 1) Go to Home Depot or some other home improvement store. 2) Buy a bunch of different bright colored cheap paint samples 3) Buy a large blunt wooden object 4) Splash paint all over his car 5) Use the large blunt object to hit his windsheild a good couple of times. steps 3 and 5 could be ommited but its your call...