Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
Today, after a long, tedious and annoying wait in line at the supermarket, my 5-year-old told the cashier, “Mommy says you’re too slow.” FML
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
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ooitastic 0
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud. Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita, and two taco salads for our senoritas. And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream. A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists. A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this? Lol
whoareyou13 0
At least you had good intentions. :) What goes around, comes around; now someone will do something nice for you; and even if they don't, at least you're a nice person. :)
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Comments (82)
alex1502 0
ouch, that bites...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shoulda had a V8!
persianjr1 7
hahah. 30 minutes? either hes slow or thats on big ass borito!!
memo619 0
man gotta watch out for those little Mexican kids, you let one cut and out of no where his whole family shows up
jrad1982 0
yea because That's what we mexicans do 19. btw hows your mom I've been meaning to call her back..
sixtimessix 0
lol borito
generalasskicker 12
no good deed goes unpunished
mamamiaaa_fml 12
mhmm I want some chipotle.
elemont 0
Salsarita's is better
whoareyou13 0
At least you had good intentions. :) What goes around, comes around; now someone will do something nice for you; and even if they don't, at least you're a nice person. :)
iliketurdles 7
Agreed; it's cool to see people being genuinely nice on this site for a change. Don't take it personal for all you more, err... assholes on FML. I still enjoy reading your comments, just not all the time.
MaddaCheeb 0
however, complaining about it will come back to bite you in the ass.
eog314 0
agreed
iliketurdles 7
ooh, I love when people bite me there ;D
robnunzi 0
little kids suck
Falken45 0
lol
Person1233 13
30 minutes? Did he have a stutter? "can I-I-I h-h-have t-t-two b-b-b-burritoos.. " FYL.
persianjr1 7
^ Win
LAXgurlie28 0
no he just has 15 to 20 people living in his house.
cmac86 24
t-t-t-TODAY, JUNIOR!
ooitastic 0
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud. Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita, and two taco salads for our senoritas. And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream. A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists. A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this? Lol
Milly143 3
WIN
_Annonymous_ 0
lol
KaleidoscopePope 0
^ winner of today.
spanelli 16
That's ******* beast! :)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Isn't that part of the Rhett and Link drive through folk song? Still a good response to this FML but they can't copyright it because it isn't a creation of their own.
cjrboy14 0
like
padlockd 9
Darn you. Now I am absolutely craving everything on the menu at Taco Bell. Thanks.
generalasskicker 12
same^
ooitastic 0
LOL, Yeah it's a Rhett&Link Song :D
JustaDO_fml 14
And nothing beats an mhmm Mexican pizza, we'll take two of those make mine with a little extra love When the cheese falls from your Taco Bell glove Okay that's it, no no that's not it I'll also have a double decker taco cause I'm feeling WILD Make the sauce fire, ah he'll take mild And we'll take two Mountain Dew baja blasts at a chance at twenty five dollars cash I'm told there's a winner for every five minutes, I'm stealing your online code if you win it, why would you do that, you owe me twenty five bucks, I owe you five, ah it was a loan And I think we'll be satisfied with some Mexican rice on the...side...
bedburgular 0
that's what you get for being nice
TerrorDollie 0
It's a trick they use! Cause I mean you wouldn't let the kiddo's mom cut right?!
Zmeilerr 22
His whole family or the whole restaurant?
yummycupcakegirl 0
The whole restraunt.
QuixoticMcGee 0
What's the difference?
outsidehitter7 9
no good deed goes unpunished. lol
persianjr1 7
i agree. its good to know there are decent people like you in the cruel world we live in!! I Appreciate youre kindness :D