Today, my wife and I are too much alike. We're both too stubborn to accept any olive branch from each other, even though all we want is to make up, so we just live in this mutual self-inflicted hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML
Today, my wife finally actually started trying with life again, perfectly in time for me to have already given up on us at the start of the week, having spent way too long trying to fix things. She keeps on pushing all this future planning stuff when I'm just wanting to walk at this point. FML
Today, my husband's friend and I realised that we have mutual feelings of attraction for each other. We're both in struggling marriages, which we don't want to give up on yet. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, my husband has a terrible temper and starts screaming for everything. Consequently, I've learnt to deflect and shift blame to save myself. He says he flies off the handle because I shift blame, while I do it to avoid being verbally abused. Made for each other much? FML
Today, I realized I hate my wife with a fiery passion. I honestly don’t even care. FML
Today, as usual, 90% of my interactions with my wife consist of her angrily ranting and complaining about things I can't control, like the weather, traffic, her son's dad, her insurance, etc. She never initiates any sort of affection and doesn't care about my needs, then wonders why I'm so depressed. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"I've come here today in the hopes of telling you all my story. What's that? You say I've recognised and admitted to a huge flaw in both myself as an individual and my relationship as a while, and I should be mature enough to put a stop to this behaviour so I can reconcile with my wife and return our marriage to a happier state? Nope. Shan't. She should say sorry to me. 'Ladies first' and all that. See? I'm a gentleman." Shut up, apologise, and get on with your life. Or divorce and find some milquetoast woman who won't even say three words to you.
easybree 10
this is so stupid.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"I've come here today in the hopes of telling you all my story. What's that? You say I've recognised and admitted to a huge flaw in both myself as an individual and my relationship as a while, and I should be mature enough to put a stop to this behaviour so I can reconcile with my wife and return our marriage to a happier state? Nope. Shan't. She should say sorry to me. 'Ladies first' and all that. See? I'm a gentleman." Shut up, apologise, and get on with your life. Or divorce and find some milquetoast woman who won't even say three words to you.
easybree 10
this is so stupid.
Noctsurreality1302 11
Grow up, both of you. YDI