fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Uithoorn, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Eskyew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
i'm not psychic, mother fucker
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
lastalittlelonger
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Top comments
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
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Comments (121)
oliiieee309 0
Lol why dont you let me in ill probly be way better than him wow haha
lagbaja 0
I'm totally into #9 and #70! That sucks! Replying a text while *******? He should be hanged by his testicles
cls219 0
that happened to me except I was giving my boyfriend head and he rest his arms on my back to reply. I stopped right then and there.
bent80 0
sounds like you need to get better than his booty call.
piiing 0
your tats and muscles suck
thepirate19 3
says the emo looking guy who is afraid of naked women
oliiieee309 0
Its better to multitaks though its ashame
CindyBil_fml 0
OMG whateverrrr !!
spoiledbrat1997 0
been there and done that. just take out the battery, works wonders
supertacowaffle 41
at least op can get laid
piiing 0
you're gay right?