fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Uithoorn, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Eskyew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
i'm not psychic, mother fucker
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
lastalittlelonger
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Top comments
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
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Comments (121)
HesJustTheBest 0
It's not your boyfriends fault he can't multitask. Also it sounds like he was doing all the work, it would have been just as easy for you to thrust back or at least change positions while he took care of his business.
djxtones 0
lol For real, right? God. Girls these days. *shakes my head*
InBetweenDreams 0
Hey, not all girls are like that. Some of us know how to take control. lol.
iceboyonline 0
owned haha
auzzrage 1
agree with 35 and 47 :)
Quasar55_fml 18
" Honey, please buy some toilet paper before you come home. Love, Mom. "
xoallie16 4
win.
maggierocks09 0
hahaha nice XD
ilovesexywomen 0
hahaha sounds like something I might do as a joke.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Sounds like something I do all the time.
sluttygirl 0
(: haha I've texted during sex, the guy was horrible so I wasn't missing out on anything
JERZBornNRaised 7
your names slutty girl!?!?!, bet your gap is too wide to feel it so you might as well text, unless you have 2 or more pork swords stabbin you at once then you might feel it, and im guessin your a pro right since judgin by your name you have a new bf every day, you just love gettin blasted with the baby gravy dont you?
basetard434 0
hahaha was it his other girl friend
Rowdy0ne 0
Woooooowwwww what a loser
kate177 0
I think he's a doucher!
wendyWARRIOR 0
I'd be pissed! FYL. if it was important, they would've called.
RacheyCAKEZ 0
I woulda had to slap the shit outta his ass smh
mcdougri 0
that's hot.
evesmith 3
it's happened to all of us its really fun when it's his ex girlfriend and he completely forgets he was screwing u
awesomesauce8 0
at least he's screwing you...it's better than nothing
cosmos390 0
I wouldn't text back I'd let it vibrate in you *wink wink*