Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Top comments
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
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Comments (121)
catsAndRabbits 0
It's happened to me too.. :P
xKara 0
what do u mean he was inside u lol
MsKittyKatWeber 10
it says a lot about the quality of sex, when a text is more interesting.
nickflackafury 0
would you be as upset if he had kept thrusting?
flint8 0
lmaooo wow how disrespectful
katelove 0
@156 are you old enough to be using this site sweetie?
fefebot 0
My friends bf talks on the phone while there ******* lol
robotiick 12
haha I love this guy no **** tho lol
jadejazmyn 5
Well try moving w him instead of laying there by a bump on a log and maybe he wouldn't care about his phone.
hateevryone 15
i would have snatched that phone