Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Top comments
thelastgirl 0
What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??
Imawhalerider 0
just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh
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SS60 0
damn, that sucks. FYL
Dmaster22 0
Im going to reply to post #1 so im on the top. QQ bitches! this aint a fml its only phone sex cuz u wont give him any. he should dump your ass
_Noon_ 0
Yeah, I wonder how long it will take for your comment to be burried. Just knock it off already.
waterynuggets 0
I agree with #20.
Dmaster22 0
Negative votes. you faggots! (THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN MODERATED)
Dmaster22 0
YDI btw to all the fags that gave me thumbs down i is gonna hax you and use ur webcam to spy on ur motherz
Doopliss 0
You couldn't hack a grapefruit.
thatwasobvious 0
Hacking a grapefruit would be a spectacle indeed. I dont think anyone could do that. Good comparison though, your smart and stuff :)
Young_Sparta 0
commentors 18, 19, and 20 all fail at life... **** your lives. =]
lolbulla 0
horrible fml. phone sex is boring and stupid, and besides, your life is ****** up because hes on the computer?
kingsboy 0
oh if being on the computer while having phone sex is fml my girlfriends gonna be so pissed off
Anonanimal 0
lol maybe you're not kinky enough, gotta learn how to really turn them on
ChrisWasHere 0
The OP is so selfish. Oh, how dare your boyfriend for checking his email. He should go to hell!
bloodthorn 4
gtfo the internet you fag
chinolatino 0
Twelve year old's do have a right on the internet. Don't they? It's just that sites like fmylife should be a community ranging from 14 to whatever. He definitely should not "gtfo" the internet.
Bobinthebutt 0
Not really a FML. Just kinda sucks... Imma say FYL anyway cause nobody wants to be interrupted during "nice" talk.
skiBOAT 0
Maybe he was looking at ****?
TheUndead 0
Seriously. He was clearly looking for more ****. The real FML is that he lied to her when she asked what he was typing. Saying email was the lesser of two evils.
thelastgirl 0
What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??
sherryterry3 0
Hahahahaha that was funny!!! Phone sex? Really? I can't imagine how fun it would be to have the illusion that you're with your boyfriend but when you open your eyes you realize... Oh, yeah, I'm touching myself. Fun. Eh. YDI for being so horny... FYL because you can't keep him interested... or YDI... eh whatever
GoodbyeToSleep 0
Imagine I'm putting my package in your inbox baby...
Imawhalerider 0
just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh
Bobinthebutt 0
Honestly, do you have an IQ of four?
Imawhalerider 0
130?
llaawwll 0
Meh. Phone sex is boring anyway. He was probably looking up ****.
genius_man16 1
that was my thought. Phone sex is boring, I would've started checking my email too.
Crunchy_fml 0
like *you've* ever had phone sex or sex at all
Tubasaurus 0
Look out, we've got an internet tough guy here.
divineinstrument 2
I've never had phone sex, but I can't imagine it actually being good. I mean, if things get really kinky, it might be kinda funny, but a turn-on? I'm sorry, but I need something more than someone talking to feel good.
TurtleGenius 0
Email can be kinky... :D
Einstein714 0
at least you got off, right?
Avenger_fml 0
Wow. That jut proves that you are not good! I mean don't do it if you can't do it right... Anyways I think it's FHL for having a crappy girlfriend.. But that's just me (: