Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Top comments
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
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Comments (121)
dotsandbows37 0
Take the phone and throw it across the room. :)
kkaaiittllyynn 0
I'm so sorry,..
lilemo1994 0
it was his booty call
saleha97 4
Agree with #45 :))
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I wish I could get laid... lol
ulicksam 0
You kids and your texting! At least he wasn't driving.
FaceMelterx2530 4
...And your point is? Gosh, you people are way too uptight about sex. Grow up.
nick27lax 0
who the **** cares? stop complaining and deal with it.
Jester7 0
I know how you feel, when I started dating my girlfriend, whenever she got a text while we were doin it she would take the time to reply. I kept going :P
kate177 0
you guys are assholes! how would you like it if that happened to you!!!