fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Uithoorn, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Eskyew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
i'm not psychic, mother fucker
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
lastalittlelonger
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Top comments
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
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Comments (121)
ZhcInc 0
:o oh noes!!
thepirate19 3
you have a great boyfriend. he must really care about you
dlas 5
No thrusting No *******......
nahbayccb 0
no kidding!
perdix 31
You selfish bitch! Do you want him to make typos? His wife might get suspicious if he normally sends error-free texts.
Psychotic_Snail 0
another win... you my friend are a geniousz
XxMiNtYXx 4
not everyone can multitask you know ;p
piiing 0
...I think you're wearing my shirt...
cosmos390 0
mmmmmmm sexyness
DavLynn 4
oh hahahaha! you make me giggle! ... not really.. at all
DavLynn 4
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Jonkbaby 23
fail.
Frenchtony 17
Can I get inside you?
Anitsisqua 0
PLEASE tell me it was his mother!
Chris19801012 0
classic sexting
cosmos390 0
haha you see it's funny because they were ******* while he was texting haha wait I don't get
djxtones 0
Texting is really getting out of hand when guys think about texts more than sex. Maybe it's better that way. The last thing these idiots need to be doing is breeding.
Jonkbaby 23
...this is truth. lol. good point
bent80 0
unlike you, at least they're having sex...