Anonymous
Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mindy12182
Des Moines, United States
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
DesperateBich
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
NoName
United States
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
shitttyyyday
United States
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
HelenErutherford
Senpai Noticed
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
anomynous
Jingle bells
Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML
1DisGR8
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
jacie
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
mud
Raleigh, United States
Slippy!
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
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Glowworm56 27
Is it quite possible that you're playing the role of Princess Odette from Swan Lake and you can pass it off as your death scene?
TheWhiteDragon 8
Not anymore
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TheWhiteDragon 8
Not anymore
exileonmainst 16
Writing an fml about it, isn’t that a bit of an ovaryreaction?
Cali 57
I see what you did there...
Glowworm56 27
Is it quite possible that you're playing the role of Princess Odette from Swan Lake and you can pass it off as your death scene?
gobiteme2 34
Not anymore.
StarkWolf_fml 23
when the ovum first descends tis expelled and is expelled with the uterine lining and the flow and the menstrual flow begins out the ****** out the ****** it all comes sliding no, no you're not alone cause everybody bleeds from time to time, so let it flow, friendship fall apart, and leave a shameful stain on the white pants of your heart
Dave_Davington 34
Fun fact: This situation is very similar to that which led to the design of the Japanese flag.
raven_of_azarath 35
Used to dance, and this was always a fear of mine. I’m so sorry this happened to you.
Uh_Oh_Spaghettio 6
Used to dance competitively, this did happen to me as well. However, my costume was pink, and thank goodness I didn't bleed through. Sorry this happened to you OP, it's the worst!
Hellblazer_Sith 25
Always carry a spare towel or tampon just in case. Mine are sneaky as I cannot time them however early warning signs like boobs hurting and pain mean I know within the week I’ll start. But definitely FYL.
AcieMcG 21
I feel your pain, my first period was Halloween and I was Cleopatra :/
worldclassrager 41
There really can’t be anything worse than this...how does she deserve this?