Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
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novair 5
he is in it to win it.
Cinn_fml 23
Surely you could've just called her back when you were done? Or answered, said you were busy and would call back later or something along those lines? Next time; turn your phone off. :P
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Comments (86)
a_girl_i_know 0
consequences? what kind of consequence will you have by not answering your sister's phone call? will she beat you up? I say you deserved it.
fourchancookie 0
your hot!
nocanhaz 4
you're* if you're going to creep on her at least get it right
YoungMoney1492 0
who likes being **** blocked? cuz I dont. woulda done the same thing
FailVader 0
selfish bastard.
YoungMoney1492 0
u might like men if u liked getting **** blocked. guys don't like getting **** blocked that's just how we are. if you don't mind getting **** blocked then u might wanna find out if ur even straight. bottom line is no one likes getting **** blocked why can't u just finish what is already started.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Because gay guys don't mind being ****-blocked? I fail to see your logic.
YoungMoney1492 0
one less **** blocker this world needs
ninofrank 0
I agree with 26 why would you get in trouble for not answering your sisters call just tell her you were busy which you were anyway
Zebidee 9
Maybe the boyfriend though it was hot to be having sex with one sister while the other was listening?
KVloveBC 0
that's what I was thinking!
starberries 0
You have no spine, OP.
ChaChaNiceGuy 0
The boyfriends saw his chance to finally have a threesome. Most men wouldn't decline THAT! Oh those terrible consequences of not answering your sisters call...
bloodonthestars 0
rape.
nocanhaz 4
tape
alex1432 9
gape
_krispy 0
cape
BadKitty13 28
Your'e an idot. Not only are you an Idiot, you were rude and disrespctful to your boyfriend. Your boyfriend should have dumped your ass on the spot.
boopityboppity 11
... "Your'e an idot"!
attatood 8
You were twisted for even answering, and once a guy is started he is going to finish... one way or another. We can't just stop.
Zebidee 9
Um, that's quite a rapey attitude...
starberries 0
Actually you can just stop. You just don't want to.
Djosef_fml 0
''Hon', wait, it hurts.'' ''Calm down babe.'' ''No really, I'm not enjoying this, it's PAINFULL.'' ''We started, I can't stop now.'' ''STOP IT GOD DAMN IT. THE PAIN!!!!! OH MY GOD! IS THAT BLOOD?!?'' ''Shut up, I'm almost done.'' ''HELP! I'M NOT CONSENTING TO THIS! RAPE! RAPE!'' Is that your normal late evening? Because someone might want to call the police.
attatood 8
Are you an idiot? How can you call it rape when you've already consented to sex and have already started? The OP didn't say she was being hurt, just that she wanted to answer her f@cking phone! How ignorant is that? I'm just saying, if you're gonna start it, then damned well finish it and don't be so rude. Why the hell would she have even checked the caller ID in the first place??
Zebidee 9
I'm not saying that this case was rape at all - clearly it wasn't, but that the idea that a guy "can't just stop" and "once a guy is started he is going to finish... one way or another" is both wrong, and a crap attitude generally. That's usually the argument that is used (and fails) in cases of date rape. I can't be arsed looking up the rules everywhere, but most places I know of, withdrawal of consent even during sex constitutes rape. Feel free to look it up in your own jurisdiction.
attatood 8
Yeah, well I wasn't actually meaning he was going to force himself on her either. What I meant was that if a guy is left sexually frustrated he will usually just finish himself off without her, especially if he is super excited and getting close. It is crappy of her to expect him to just stop.
Zebidee 9
AH! Now what you said makes a lot more sense, and in a lot less ominous way. That makes a massive difference if you meant 'without her' instead of 'in spite of her'. I apologise if I got the wrong end of the stick.
Aoife_ckyou 0
you have to agree that it did seem rapey. and I hope you meant it the way you explained it, not the way some people assumed you'd meant it.
lifeSRSLYsucks 0
maybe she has a different ringtone for her sister?
notsoluckypup 12
u kno he cud write an FML 4 wat u did to him as well. iv seen quite a bit of those types of FMLs...
boopityboppity 11
Somewhere, snickerdoodles twitches involuntarily.
Cinn_fml 23
How much longer do we have to wait for her return? And who's been keeping her Grammar Nazi Throne warm?
Zebidee 9
We all have Cinn, we all have. Wasn't it like 18 months? I can't remember how long ago that was though.
Cinn_fml 23
It was till her 18th birthday, and she was 16 when she had to leave us, but I don't know when her birthday is... Oh well, we'll find out.
boopityboppity 11
23/9/11, or, for the Americans, 9/23/11. I'm not that creepy — well, maybe — it's on her profile.
Cinn_fml 23
Not creepy, Boppity, you just did the research none of us bothered to do. But that's less than a year... But that's assuming she'll be back on the minute she's allowed...