Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
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Top comments
kittykat82 3
don't be facebook friends with your boss, simple as that!
Zebidee 9
Ironically, *You're.
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Comments (72)
hellyeahmirjam 2
hahaha fail, u could complain
calley1011 0
well why were u on facebook at work o.o
Shutuptroll 0
Well, why are you replying to the first comment when yours has nothing to do with it?
BethiiGeex 0
Why was he on facebook at work! :o
gooBUZZ 0
Agreed with #16. Idiot.
valalvax 13
he was on facebook to fire her
EffYoLife 14
the boss is a douche! he should fire himself because he was on facebook too! never add your boss as a friend! make your facebook page so he wouldnt even be able to find you! i would find my boss first and block him! that way he wont be able to find u on fb, and if he adds anyone youre friends with, he wont even be able to see your comments on friends pages.
moi101 0
lol. hypocritical
GreatGeak 8
thats why it's funny...I think I like his/her boss
flipflipflipidel 0
u can't like a message
carrico 0
you can only "like" post on your wall... messages are private so I don't see how your friends liked it when u can't see a message.
ValeDurandal 0
"Your fired."? It looks like he did you a favor; I couldn't work for someone that couldn't even properly form a sentence to fire me.
ValeDurandal 0
Ah, how sad that he thought it was clever. :-( I'd rather keep my dignity.
Zebidee 9
Ironically, *You're.
Freeze_fml 17
u're fired.
sexybacon 0
''re fired
stella23 0
actually, 'ur'
stella23 0
actually, 'ur' is a combo of 'u' (you) and 'r' (are) so it happens that 'ur' can mean 'you're'.
Zebidee 9
The irony was that when #4 said they "couldn't work for someone that couldn't even properly form a sentence to fire me" they incorrectly expanded 'ur' to "your" instead of 'you're'.
kittykat82 3
don't be facebook friends with your boss, simple as that!
707_fml 0
but if you ignore the friend request, he might fire you or make you do more work
Majd09 0
unless the worker added the boss
saturnsonic 3
you have Nice "friends" lol
deepbluesea 1
Sounds like you used to work for somebody with a great sense of humor!
Icyyy 0
Because firing people over facebook is absolutely hilarious!
sarah_cheverie 0
Agreed.
carathemermaid 3
That's why you aren't supposed to be screwing off at work, it's WORK!
docscientist 10
Yeah, because work never gets boring or slow where you need to take a break.
mike3775 39
My job has a policy that you can only be on the internet during breaks and lunch, and if on any other time, you can be terminated for breaking company policy. The rule is not enforced very much, but if their is a history of violating the policy, they will punish you.
ketchuplad 0
Tell HIS boss. His boss has more authority than him and may possibly fight for your job. if anything it might get your boss fired
Zebidee 9
How would that possibly work? The most likely result of that would be his boss laughing himself to death.
Jewelofagal 2
You obviously don't have much, if any, work experience.
rends 0
I love your boss.
etanman 5
no u ******* LOVE COLOURING
Kua_Mei 0
Care to rephrase that? Crayons are a bit small. I prefer markers.
ilovecanada_fml 0
owned