Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
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Comments (103)
123e3 0
FIRST! And ew
sexyscooter 0
thats HILARIOUS!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
My2864 1
awww **** off thats no sexual harresment... thats epic its called a joke get over yourself
xiShawnx 0
Win
cayytee 0
sounds like op is just trying to make a joke so we all think he/she is funny. posting for attention
TheCowCollector 2
Get a ******* sense of humor!
stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
666Broghan666 0
AGREED. :3
hollyman 0
ikr!!!
ibanez330 2
I couldnt agree more!
elgordito_fml 0
hahaha that sucks
Laxloverr24 0
hahaha ydi for no having a sense of humor! you can just delete the picture. not a big deal.
Laxer21 0
yeah. just a joke
YellowKettleBell 31
still gross.
Super_Vegetto 0
3
G5guy 0
so what? delete it and move on.
604 11
LOL
clarke1986 0
how come my comments never show up... testing...1...2...3...
Rico5037 0
Oh no fyl because your boss has a sense of humor..