Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
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novair 5
he is in it to win it.
Cinn_fml 23
Surely you could've just called her back when you were done? Or answered, said you were busy and would call back later or something along those lines? Next time; turn your phone off. :P
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Comments (86)
sclsays 0
was that an awkward conversation... I feel like if would be...
JakeDHS07 0
Good for him. I would have kept going to. Intimate time is not when you answer your damn phone. Jesus woman.
BeRealz 0
Maybe he thought it was a good idea for longer ******. Unless you orgasmed while you're talking to her, you sister... which would be the real fyl part.
boshiboshibom 1
Sometimes ppl think that it's kinky and fun. You did it yourself for answering the phone during sex, how would you feel if your boyfriend did that? Rude...
kalbrek009 20
I think he should dump your disrespectful ass for answering your phone...it should have been on silent/vibrate & far from your reach...i had the same thing happen to me and I kept going until she couldn't speak coherently and then i hung up the phone for her...it was NOT a cell phone, her sister then called back so i answered and said "DO YOU MIND? WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX...SHE WILL CALL YOU BACK WHEN WE ARE DONE, I'M UNPLUGGING THE PHONE UNTIL THEN. SO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...TOUGH. GET A LIFE!
xNephilim 19
YDI. Who answers the phone during sex? And what consequences? "Oh, sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was in the shower!" - "It's okay!" How horrible....
kassieklove 0
he must not be awesome if u could still talk lol
randomgurl__ 3
that's so hot, i'd be so turned on lol ;D
Zebidee 9
This just in the news today (I'll take the names out in case it breaches international laws): Woman killed for answering call during sex A man in the US is accused of killing his girlfriend because she answered a phone call while they were having sex. [XXXX XXXX], 46, has been charged with the first degree murder of [YYYY YYYY], 44, whom he allegedly strangled to death last weekend. According to police, Mr [XXXX], from Milwaukee, went over to another man's house after the alleged murder and broke down in tears before confessing to the crime. When the man asked why he killed Ms [YYYY], Mr [XXXX] said it was because she had answered her phone during sex. Mr [XXXX] allegedly told police he strangled his girlfriend with a belt. A coroner's report found Ms [YYYY] had died from asphyxiation due to strangulation.
puhla 0
that was kinda sexy :p