Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
BoobiePain
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Saint John, Canada
**** McGee
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
thunderthighs644
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
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saIty 17
Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.
GameOver008 1
Jiggly puff
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Comments (185)
cheymann 4
Damn you must have some small ******* ****!!!!!! Hahahahahaha
nerdsgetmehot 23
#86 Some people have small ****. Get over it.
wilsontws 18
I see you keep harping on that topic. Will you stop it please?
leadman1989 16
86 - Damn you must have a small ******* brain hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#117 I keep "hanging" on the topic because I have less than an A cup and have had seriously cruel comments flung my way about my appearance in general. I know I'm being annoying, but please understand that a) people that genuinely believe that a woman is worth less just because she has small **** is pretty dang annoying too and b) I have body dysmorphic disorder.
drawmesunshine 17
134, you still have a cute face, and you seem more intelligent than the average bear. I can't say much about your personality because I don't know you well enough. But I'm pretty sure any self-respecting, non-asshole could love you regardless of your cup size.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#144 Well, dang. I am truly flattered and surprised. Thank you! *Warm fuzzies*
rogerover 19
I love small ****. They usually accompany a nice booty! And you're a cutie!
iamthefire 3
tape your face up?
pinknipple69 3
Damn I love boobs
Timmeeh 17
You clearly need the face bra from Ally Mcbeal.
mdtdnb 7
Absolutely, 100% disgusting.
candypants86 0
Your face isn't strapped down with a sports bra is it??
SongOfMadness 3
From this, I'm assuming you're overweight - correct me if I'm wrong, but I say well done for trying to be healthy :-)
KiddNYC1O 22
Like a boss.
yoyo00 4
At least your working on it. Keep on jogging you'll get where you want to be.. :)
truebrotrue 7
don't worry,just keep jogging and in no time your face wont even.jiggle at all