Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
BoobiePain
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Saint John, Canada
**** McGee
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
thunderthighs644
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.
GameOver008 1
Jiggly puff
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Comments (185)
cjguthrie 8
Wats ur gamer tag?
detective_oreo 0
Sexy
jewelsfml 0
I wish I could say that! at 24 after 2 kids my boobs have become friends with my belly button!!!
tactical_bacon 4
at least youre working on it
bsbuddy 0
Lay off the fattening Starbucks drinks with whip cream, save the whip cream for foreplay tho
Feedmyaddiction5 14
At least you are taking the time out of your day to jog =)
loveliving 0
....all I can say is...wow..
bubo_fml 11
Sports bra around your chin...Problem solved!
ladysman95 2
face bra?
goddessofchaos 0
A wild Snorlax appears!