Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
**** McGee
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.
GameOver008 1
Jiggly puff
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Comments (185)
ayeemary 0
Facelift surgery...
missmia18 0
I'm a girl and I'm gay I like what u said post dem bitches
TimeLoop 6
How is this possible...
roseXthorns 8
Keep jogging and maybe your face fat will fall to your boobs.
Bullpine 11
Good thing youre jogging
chingthecreator 4
You might want to compare your jogging to the joggers passing you so you can look like them.
hahaomgufail 1
Haha its funny cause ur fat
amykins164 3
Too bad working out will only make you loose fat in your boobs :p
Delannnnnnnnnie 0
Who told you that??..I bet that was a disappointing day:)
purebliss7 6
i think its time for you to rethink you eating habits and maybe run insted or jog.