Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Protip: this also works if you panic while making ice.
takara98 17
Gotta know what s(he) said back, lol.
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Comments (17)
NephilimPie 15
I don't see the FML in this...
bigman99711 13
Probably because he or she was so embarrassed and everyone starting laughing. That's why it's an FML #1.
Tripartita 45
Protip: this also works if you panic while making ice.
takara98 17
Gotta know what s(he) said back, lol.
Benmantha 31
Testing the consistency of an object in various environments with repeat performance for confirmation of the results.
TheSecretShadow 13
It happens, OP. Sometimes you get bored in class and do something totally pointless. It's not like you'll get in trouble for it.
CrazyManNo9 29
If nothing else, you gave me a total laugh! That is hilarious!
Lalala579121 28
It must have been a very dry class.
lambda_fml 40
Hey no one likes to get their water wet.
ellyhan 11
That's kind of funny. You could play it off as a joke.