Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
BoobiePain
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Saint John, Canada
**** McGee
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
thunderthighs644
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.
GameOver008 1
Jiggly puff
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Comments (185)
DocBastard 40
Jiggling while jogging... Joggling.
xviiijorja 6
You made me laugh for a good 30 seconds during my stressful day... thank you ='D
leadman1989 16
Then give the man a damn thumbs up. I don't understand people that do that.
DocBastard 40
Yeah, how DARE you say something nice using words and stuff! That's unethical, illogical, and possibly illegal. I must insist that you stop.
KiddNYC1O 22
Actually, I don't understand why people would thumb down comments like her's.
leadman1989 16
It's like someone not laughing at a comedian but when asked they say it was funny. 0 .o Doc I've seen you rip people for less don't tell me you're goin soft on her because she's purty.
DocBastard 40
Leadman, the only time I get on people's asses for a compliment is when they comment on their profile picture.
KaanTech 0
Shake it baby Ok im kidding :)
babe0907 0
It's k I'm 5'2 and weigh 123 n it happens to me so it's k!! N for anyone that wants to call me fat f*ck ***
Harlson13 0
Whether that last word is "you" or "off"... You didn't need to "***" it.
Daralea 21
Unless she's telling us to "**** ass"...
drawmesunshine 17
96, Your comment makes me want to watch The Boondock Saints. A penny saved is worth two in a bush.
nubx 0
Well, keep jogging then
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! Aging happens. Neither my face nor my breasts jiggle, but that's because I'm a youngster with no boobs.
cj7geojeep 0
I'm sorry 66...my thumbs up accidentally turned into a thumbs down...my fingers are too big
ThaRockstar_27 5
Well thats some let down
GypsyRover 0
U r from Canada,it's cold,ur face will jiggle,ur boobs will get hard. ;-)
liftedyoda 5
You need to start running some more
JHandAC 4
WAIT- How do we know OP doesn't just have fat cheeks and mosquito bite boobs? It's a possibility...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#75 It's so disrespectful to call small boobs "mosquito bites." I have what you would call "mosquito bites", but I don't make fun of anyone's appearance...Probably because I've learned how much being made fun of because of how you look is no fun at all.
Namenlos_fml 20
I can see the advertisements now: Face Sports Bra!!! And wow, that's a lot of moderated comments...