agnosticstudy
United States
Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
loserr
Highland Park, United States
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sadly discontinued
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
ladytyy
United States
Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML
CheeseAndCrackers
Everyone loves a weepie
Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML
Ser17
United States
Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
FeedMe
United States
Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Anonymous
Waynesburg, United States
Hangry
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
lamortdeshommes
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
FoodNeeded
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
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ATorpedo 0
Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?
xcardixx 0
yummmm (=
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xcardixx 0
yummmm (=
Eir_fml 1
I WISH I had six hot pockets right now to eat for the rest of the day. Haha
boycrazy30007 12
He meant he made 2 hot pockets into 3 meals
Peachy2392 26
No, he really didn't.
Vincenzo_fml 1
You no want normal food, you want Hot Pocket!
xania_fml 0
wait...was each meal two hot pockets..or two hot pockets total?
kornonthecobb 0
each meal was 2 hot pockets he ate 6 total all day
starberries 0
If he had six Hot Pockets he should have said, "Each of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets." That's probably what he meant, but the way it's worded, it says that he ate a total of two Hot Pockets.
xxrogerthatxx 19
no, the way it's worded makes it sounds like he had 3 meals all day, which consisted of 2 hotpockets each.
x_Leen 0
Hot pockets are awesome [:
bloodyhotdog 0
deeeeead pocket /jim gaffigan
1234554321_ 0
wow, wish I could do that, but as far as I've gotten was getting to see my ribs. ONCE, and I Ddo have OCD. But otherwise that was a JK :)
Peachy2392 26
Stop talking.
The12thPaladin 8
OCD isn't related to food
rie_rie49 0
how the hell is that FML?
ATorpedo 0
Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?
piderman13 0
hot pockets are so delicious!!! i wish i had some right now....