Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
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old09 11
Been there
NotMuchLuck 0
I hate when that happens...
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Comments (65)
old09 11
Been there
phoenixslayer69 4
Done that
btnhdude 0
Tapped that
wintamint101 7
just say you slept in late...i wouldn't mention the toilet
phoenixslayer69 4
Hit that.
btnhdude 0
Smanged that.
phoenixslayer69 4
Slapped that.
btnhdude 0
Banged that.
phoenixslayer69 4
Kissed that
iAmPaul 49
Smacked that.
bo1440 3
C-c-c-combo breaker! =p
btnhdude 0
C-c-c-combo'd that.
phoenixslayer69 4
Scratch that C-c-c combo recovery!!!
leogirl95 12
Just tell him you fell asleep on the toilet. He should understand.
EvilPotato 15
Best. Thread. Ever.
n_epic_fail 14
Then I destroyed that, and now her moms out to get me...
old09 11
Nailed it!
leadman1989 16
27 - *slow claps
CuteDumBlonde64 11
HAHA that
asoke 8
Licked that
False_Stupidity 42
#1 You've been on the OP's toilet? O.o
deviable 9
This is starting to sound like technologic.
Justforlolz 14
^ **** is that?
angrymexican 8
What you get when you press shift 6
old09 11
Yes I lived there for a few months But the rent was too damn high
rcbarnes 24
Ditto.
NotMuchLuck 0
I hate when that happens...
youcantwin 8
Haha nice
sunshinesmile86 0
What did your boss say
saIty 17
Were you looking at FML while pooping? When I do I always forget to poop and end up sitting on the toilet until I fall asleep.
RawrNom 0
I do this. read until I sleep. only when I urinate though. damn toilet.
TheAftermath 0
Right about that....well....um... You see I had issues with my toilet.....
GameOver008 1
Tell ur boss that u fainted in the bathroom because of the smell?
heyimallison 0
wtf?
Daralea 21
Yea, no
kings1fan 6
This is actually a valid excuse though
sunrise1234 3
It is, but it would be embarrassing for OP to tell their boss that.
RomoniReed 6
Did that.
Jimboom 12
Just tell him that you were really pooped this morning.