Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
**** McGee
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
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saIty 17
Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.
GameOver008 1
Jiggly puff
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Comments (185)
d10cat 0
Well post a pic of them let's see what your working with
cj7geojeep 0
D10 is a nice piece of iron
Teehee2 0
his attempt at getting nudes !!
Michael_Kelso 0
Well it's a good thing you're out jogging then.
nora123 2
I second that!
StrangerDangerr 0
Don't worry, I bet they make movies about girls jogging and they're face jiggling in slow motion.
brewi 0
...and I'm a man.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're a turtle. Profile pics never lie.
drawmesunshine 17
And you're a really badass Vaporeon.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Does that make me a turtle man with a mouth hand?
aali12 7
well that really sucks...
swearv 0
Get a nice boob job
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Get a nice brain.
riyavr 0
Either it breasts are small or ur face is fat
yummcookie 0
Get a face-bra
UrCapsLockOn 12
genius
nivek_yarb 0
Atleast your breasts don't smack you in the face when you run.
purebliss7 6
no her face smacks her face insted
TheNewGuy03 29
Wait...how can you SEE YOUR OWN FACE??!??! :O (running with a mirror? I don't even...) |the kid|
leadman1989 16
Or she can FEEL IT. :u
TheNewGuy03 29
Er...****. I'm a grade-A dumbass. :S