Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
BoobiePain
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Saint John, Canada
**** McGee
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
thunderthighs644
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.
GameOver008 1
Jiggly puff
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Comments (185)
jobsman99 0
Let's see the video please. And don't wear a bra.
aFreedom127 9
Buy some bigger breasts.
whisperingeye13 0
Or a smaller face!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#26 I don't know anyone who can actually afford that.
Cmcnab1997 0
Plastic surgury
leadman1989 16
Keep running you can't let the oompalompas catch you they'll sing a stupid song abo- oompaloompa doompadeeda FFFFUUUU!!!
damnthatsucks12 3
me too. im a guy
vins25_fml 0
Damn :s
johncrb 6
Either you have small breast or fake ones.
perdix 31
If you are that fat, jogging is too hard on your feet, ankles and knees. You need to give that up and get back on the couch where you can bulk up until some fun fat girl boobs show up. You may swim for exercise, but beware of harpoons.
JHandAC 4
We don't know for sure that she's fat! I mean- I have big cheeks but I'm certainly not fat. So maybe she just has no boobs and very big cheeks! It could happen, but seriously? Was the whale comment needed? That's just mean, dude.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#78 Your "mosquito bites" comment wasn't exactly nice either.
JHandAC 4
81- Yeah... That is pretty true :/ But this dude does stuff like this a lot and 3/4 of his comments make me kinda mad. *the other 1/4 are funny* Umm- About the 'mosquito bite' thing, it was kinda normal for me since that's what my 'big Italian family' would call mine until like last year when they pretty much just went BOOF. So- uh, sorry? I didn't mean to be offensive...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#83 Since your family called yours mosquito bites, you should have learned that it's not a positive way to refer to small boobs. I've had mine called everything from mosquito bites to grapes.
JHandAC 4
84- The thing was it didn't bother me too much because they were family. *We're the kind of family that lovingly insults and jokes ^.^* So, I'm really sorry if that comment made you, or anyone else, feel bad :( Hopefully, I'm not hated? >.<
perdix 31
JHandAC, just calm down. If you get mad at me, you're just digging your own grave. Don't take anything I say too seriously. If you don't like something I wrote, just move on. Life is too short to fester in anger over someone who's just trying to make a joke.
Daralea 21
Perdix wins some, and he loses some. But he knows when to shut his goddamn mouth, which is good enough for me.
JHandAC 4
91- I don't hate yooou *cheesy smile* I just don't always agree :D But I'm gonna stop this chain now :)
JHandAC 4
91- I don't hate yooou *cheesy smile* I just don't always agree :D But I'm gonna stop this chain now :)
peonypiney 6
Just because her face is "jiggling" that doesn't mean she is fat....just droopy. Aging can be vicious.
stacianichole 2
She's 13. She's at that age where you don't really know any better yet.
chels1994 11
but that's why you're jogging. good for you for trying to get in shape :)
leadman1989 16
FREE DOUGHNUTS? Where?... oh I see you're joking. *Writes down name Don't joke about free doughnuts!
perdix 31
That won't work -- it will just make her face-to-boob jiggle ratio worse. She needs to fatten up to even them out, and then go looking for plumpa humpas to enjoy her bounty.
basegodtgod 0
Running to the DonutShop!
justcallmebro 0
What do you like about Xbox?
daysofourlives 0
Lmao, thats too jokes
drawmesunshine 17
Two**