Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
Joe2794 0
You're an idiot.
frenchyboy 0
what she meant is why would the person in front be in reverse.. there is no ******* reason to be in reverse in a drive THROUGH... faaaaake
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Comments (100)
MiddleChild08 0
Why would the lady in front of you be in reverse in a drive-thru? The whole point of the thru part is that you just keep going, not having to back out of anything. So why would anyone have their car in reverse?
ilikeu12 0
congrats you now have the same driving abilities as a old grandma
mrodriguez096 0
being a woman doesnt have to do anything about this dumbass men are dumber just like you are asshole
hornetchik 0
Yeh I agree with #35, why the **** would the lady in front of you be in reverse to start off with? What the hell?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Cuz those things are totally related...
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, there's no way that would pass emissions ESPECIALLY after a pit stop at Taco Bell.
Meteor_fml 0
You're a ******* idiot yourself, and you're calling other people idiots while admitting yourself that you're retarded, you ******* piece of washed-up shit. I'm also guessing you'll never get laid, douchemuncher. Not that you'd be able to even partially satisfy a woman. Which means you should go jerk off again for the fifteenth time since you last had to take a piss with your itty dick. Fuckhole.
shesprettyodd 0
Oh, the irony. It burns!
CharlotteZ 0
Wow...don't hurt yourself using those great big words! Your parents must be really proud.
xKyo 0
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