Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
Joe2794 0
You're an idiot.
frenchyboy 0
what she meant is why would the person in front be in reverse.. there is no ******* reason to be in reverse in a drive THROUGH... faaaaake
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Comments (100)
Joe2794 0
You're an idiot.
babygraprefruit 0
Agreed
liveBabylon 0
even an automatic has drive, and reverse come on dude...
Reyo 2
...that is such a stupid paranoia...I'm sorry. You might as well be afraid of living.
doodles88 0
i didn't see this as paranoia...this came off as "stereotyping" to me because she was an old lady lol
GreenHacker 0
So let me get this straight. She is driving forward through a drive-through. You thought that maybe while waiting for her food she would change the gear of her car from drive to reverse? YDI for being an idiot.
vb68_fml 28
He probably saw she had the reverse gear light on, he's not necessarily an idiot
allmidnighteyes 11
If you were driving stick, this wouldn't have happened. YDI. :]
anti_hokeystick 0
Great. Did it cause a chain reaction with the person behind them too? Anyway YDI
bananapajama 0
a lot of car crashes happened "today"
MissNat_fml 0
maybe the submitted cause they remembered it from another time? op, sucks!
lolita_atilol 0
why were you in reverse in the first place?
gesseniasxangel 0
The OP explained that...dumbass.
frenchyboy 0
what she meant is why would the person in front be in reverse.. there is no ******* reason to be in reverse in a drive THROUGH... faaaaake
Danielle Darling 2
He said it was because the old lady was in reverse and thought that she would forget that she was in reserve, but he was the one who forgot was in reverse
plexico 4
You BUTTed the car BEHIND you because you ASSumed the old lady was a BUM driver. That's a FUNDAMENTal mistake. Prison is not going well for me. -Plaxico
toink 0
taink
gesseniasxangel 0
Haha plexico you're the coolest troll ever XD
pyroness 0
expensive tacos ftl?
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #19.
toink 0
#16 is gay.
life_sucks_bad 0
i also agree with #19, idiot
Witchcraft_fml 5
The whole "agreeing with comments posted after yours" thing really isn't funny at all. You're not clever. So shut up.
Witchcraft_fml 5
I never said #19 was wrong though, I said #16 is lame.
GreenHacker 0
I agree with #28