Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was supposed to deliver my S/O's keys to the garage, where he got his car fixed after a minor accident. I pulled out of my alley, only to have my flip flop catch on my accelerator, causing me to hit another car passing by. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
There's cool thing called putting it in park.
alexandraa_fml 0
A woman admitting a man is right? What has this world come to!?
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Freeze_fml 17
There's cool thing called putting it in park.
Freeze_fml 17
Damn iPhone keyboard. There's this cool thing called putting it in park.*
lifeinhd 3
No no no, this is all wrong! Neutral, handbrake, brick in front of a drive wheel, remove one tire just in case, stuff rag up exhaust to kill engine, disconnect negative battery terminal. Surely everybody knows this procedure.
dcbog123 0
well women cant drive, so they should just never have to learn about any of that crap
Gibby_fml 0
exactly!
hockey_66 0
Of course he's right, he's a man...
CaptainDoorknob 7
Women can't drive, it's actually a scientific fact. Women can't analyze things as good as men. There was a study about it.
Sinclair935 5
Shoulda put it in "R" for Race.
Kayem 0
dont listen to the guy before me. it happens to best of us sometimes. i hope ur car and the other car wasn't damaged too much :(
null_fml 11
I assumed by "us" she meant "us women".
Anteezy 7
Yeah but only not really. The best of who?
RunnerBack33 1
why the **** are u driving anyway OP? stay in the goddamn ******* kitchen u ffucking whorebag. YDI
beanerkid 0
Agreed number one. Jesus, women are such shitty drivers.
pwincessa23 1
Jerkface!
janise 2
Statistically speaking men are more dangerous drivers in general. Although I believe middle-aged female drivers are the worst out of everyone. Also, this OP makes all women drivers (including me) look bad.
alexandraa_fml 0
Statitically speaking, 5 out of every 6 people enjoy tossed salad.. but does that make it right?
Towelie_31 0
statistically speaking, 1 out of 1 genetically advanced smart towel likes to get high, but does that make it right?
renaet 0
What a buzz kill izomiac. -_-
lifeinhd 3
What Pendatic said.
polico_wolf 0
Statistically speaking statistics are bull shit
Rota 0
Women behind the wheel of a moving vehicle are a god damn danger to society. You're lucky you didn't somehow manage to cause a twenty car pileup while you were at it.
nightkeeper 0
I guess it happens to drunk male driver too.
polico_wolf 0
I like how you said "drunk" :P
alexandraa_fml 0
A woman admitting a man is right? What has this world come to!?
elPepe1127 1
One where girls think duckface looks good.
token_blackguy 18
you did 2 things wrong. 1. Thinking you as a woman should be allowed to drive. 2. Arguing with a man, while he was driving.
24788 7
Pretty much sums it up.
dude_sweet 0
don't try to say ur not supposed to argue with a man. ur wak. stop tryna be macho