Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Joe2794 0
You're an idiot.
frenchyboy 0
what she meant is why would the person in front be in reverse.. there is no ******* reason to be in reverse in a drive THROUGH... faaaaake
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captainamerica50 0
you must be a woman
jeffrey0000 0
you do realize that you just contradicted yourself? you said that you didnt remember putting it in reverse, but then explained why you did? wow what a dumbass...YDI.
420bliss 0
no, he/she didn't contradict him/herself. they put it in reverse for a reason, then when it came time to move up they forgot about it... then remembered "oh i put it in reverse because blah blah blah, stupid me." they FORGOT it was in reverse, not "didnt remember putting it in reverse" - obviously they remember doing it, they don't have ******* amnesia. dumbass.
jeffrey0000 0
relax there.
Witchcraft_fml 5
You know what's pathetic, gir321? Your dumb ass picking apart their posts in your post. And you say they have no life.
jenkinsma 0
so you know if you were in Kentucky, it would have been their fault. My best friend found that out the hard way. They said no matter the case, if you hit someone in the rear, it's your fault. Isn't that messed up?
ragsy 7
That's what you get for going through the drive-thru stoned.
mopho 0
Hahah, nasty.
GlennD 0
She didn't, you did. FYL
SiLvEr_070 5
What IS Taco bell? I don't think we have it in Australia
darth1 18
You really should have been paying attention dude.