Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P
Shikamaru_fml 11
Good job dumbass
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Comments (73)
arielhoee 9
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Niice job. I always laugh at people, even if it's not their fault.. It's a habit. :D
yake12 0
me too!!! haha other ppls misery is funny :P
kaytee05 0
hahahahha karma a bitch!(: but I'll laugh at u since I can't drive n won't end up rearin someone(;
dlbliner 0
can you say karma??
mrstomkaulitz 0
ohhhh karma :)
jchansfan 0
Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P
Sun_Kissed18 25
Gotta love karma :D that was a pretty dumbass move on the OP's part
JustSoLost 8
"Karma is a bitch" =D YDI
cjd2897 0
rolfmao
Izabushel 65
Hahaha!
allmidnighteyes 11
flash flash car crash we're no fixtures
TysonFawlay 0
******* idiot. Seriously? Is your name Scarlet? Explains it in that case. I hope you got hurt.
allmidnighteyes 11
Once you rear-ended that driver, another jackass driving by turned his head to look at you and the other drivers already involved in your own little separate accidents, and rear-ended someone else. 2 seconds, later, the same thing happened with another douchecanoe of a driver until a massive-rear end pileup of angry laughing people was achieved.
jchansfan 0
And all the authorities were left to wonder how so many stupid people ended up on the same high way... =)
arielhoee 9
Stupid people aren't that uncommon to find, ya know. [:
jchansfan 0
Haha too true. I thought of that while writing it, but decided to post it anyway... at least the stupid people won't notice... :P
arielhoee 9
Haha. allthough, if it happened more than the OP stated, that would be reallyyy ironic,
Sage1314 4
This is the most inelegantly worded FML I've seen in a long time. What was wrong with "I rear-ended the person in front of me because I was laughing so hard" ?
ActionManly 11
What the hell is with all of these "I was being a douche so I also rear-ended someone" FMLs?
shakenbake93 0
ohhh the irony