Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years cheated on me. His reason? "You were flirting with me for a whole year before us when you had a whole boyfriend at the time. How do I know you aren't a cheater?" His further reasoning was that at least if I cheated on him, he'd have a reason to stay with me. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Doribella98 14
Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)
Welshite 40
At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (137)
Welshite 40
At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.
missL1z 5
Urhhh... No? I don't think so.
lolkaela 6
I generally don't think this is what people expect when they hope for a loyal and honest partner, though.
sens3sfailing 25
sooooo you like cheaters who lie and will stab you in the back? riiiiight
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
Her username suggests otherwise
royalsgrl 14
He's not worth it!
padlarf 14
15, I think you, and quite a lot of others, have misinterpreted 12's post. IMO 12 does not state that honesty and loyalty are not good qualities in a partner, but instead states that OP's boyfriend isn't loyal and honest. She could have been more clear though.
Homer1975 14
It is wired
102Percent 5
"****-ugly" *fugly
flysniper77 6
Doesn't matter what you expect, its what you wanted.
sens3sfailing 25
15-the lack of clarity was the joke, the one which you just ruined -.-
SakataGintoki 9
That's probably the first sentence that has both "****" and "Ugly" in it. Lol.
AbstraktThoughts 13
Fugly?
sens3sfailing 25
~sarcasm~
SakataGintoki 9
I mean as two separate words; not that abbreviation ;) nice try though.
Cbizzlez 10
Dude I was so drunk I decided to **** this ugly chick
nycwrestler 17
Drunk and decisions typically don't go very well together.
lilhellian 27
Ewww, She is ******* ugly! I win!:D edit: Damn it, I didn't see his.. :(
poccocurantes 7
We should get the **** out of this ugly thread.
sens3sfailing 25
I assumed you were using sarcasm because I see **** and ugly together all the time, in ******* ugly. So didn't think a correction was needed, but I guess it was
LolPieRofl 11
How bout "This girl is ugly as ****"
Doribella98 14
Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)
missL1z 5
That depends on what's the benchmark.
sens3sfailing 25
No, there is an area restriction so all women are compaired to one another and she was deemed prettier than all the others. no benchmark is needed for that. there does need to be a benchmark if we want to know if her boyfriend actually finds her pretty or just less ugly than everyone else
shmoelover 13
I don't think it's much of a compliment to be the prettiest of all the ugly *****.
EsotericBrent 29
Ladder Theory: we're all compared to those around us.
gmc_blossom 21
4- Or just the least ugly.
DarkSeekerX94446 14
If I were you, I'd leave him.
GothickNihilist 15
Judging by OPs username I believe she has left him.Smart decision OP.
howdeedoo 22
Luckily, you're not
TeddyB88 4
To come to such an extreme conclusion like that to say she should leave him makes me believe you've been single for a long time and most guys think you're a bitch. Maybe you should check your attitude or get another cat. Your decision
DarkSeekerX94446 14
^ check my description.
Shrike 24
Well that is basically what he said, if you think about it.
GlitterValentina 12
So is he saying you're "****-ugly" too, assuming you're a chick and you also live in the said town?
ICastillo 25
Na she is probably the only pretty girl in town and he happen to bag her and tag her. So if he has the prettiest girl, no reason to go after uglier ones.
CharresBarkrey 16
The fact that he stared at her after saying it leads me to believe he was waiting for her to understand that he basically called her ugly too. Unless he was joking.
poccocurantes 7
I was thinking the same thing. That boy is eventually going to bolt on you.
flysniper77 6
Your eyes are very pretty :)
WinterSecrets 3
Valentina, you are beautiful
mothertruck 6
Dont you live in that town also? He mightve been implying you are ****-ugly too :/
cuponoodles34 10
she's the least ****-ugly
Dblocker 18
Read OP's name and say that again.
FKJVMMP 17
YDI, stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
juicyfresh 7
It's a fair question. what if she's suspicious and wants to know the truth? too premature to call this a stupid question
juicyfresh 7
It may be fair question she tried to ask jokingly so she doesn't come across as bat shit paranoid
Enslaved 38
That and your blow jobs. Don't forget about those!