Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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pinkdottedbow 0
Wear a diaper?
crazycat123 0
how does that even happen?! 0.o
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Comments (92)
pinkdottedbow 0
Wear a diaper?
smdbeeach 0
dats nastyyy
pinkpillowz 0
well at least you didn't have to worry about anyone wanting to sit next to you ????
Day_Dreams 0
irritable bowel syndrome?
KingDingALing 9
Did you piss yourself to, OP?
w2z1 0
I'm sure your seat neighbors had a great time too.
demarcusT 0
blame it on the guy next to you?
unidentified_sta 5
This would be attractive... To scat fetishists, fortunately they are not around
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
to use (to) toilet? you mean the?
KiddNYC1O 22
that's why I fly first class. one or two bathrooms located close by for just a few people lol
bigbadtim 7
Shitty.
Stupified 0
Control yourself, woman! Damn comment bug
buzz18 7
yyuuccckkk
hippiechick96 3
f the guy next to you's life.
KelceyLoves 0
Reminds me of a joke: a person asks an old man whether he wears boxers or briefs. The old man replies "Depends." hah.
quent10 0
whomp
Stupified 0
Uh oh. Here comes a flock of wah-wahs!
cincin75 0
hello miss Smelly.
MagneticGuitar 0
Nervous eh?
christa953 12
ydi for crapping your pants
cmonster234 0
Now thats just nasty (Cleveland voice).
graceguerrero 6
peachy wear a diaper lols fyl
xdeadxradiox 0
Lmao @99
TransitionCovery 0
"Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML" YDI.
MadameJello 0
there are bathrooms that are near to economy too ya kno it doesn't matter
daka_fml 5
hahaha
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
that's why u should were depends then u can talk on the phone and piss all u want
OopsieDaisies 0
That sucks!
adddadancer 0
that is si slack imma need u to do betta
JillianlikesVogu 0
Probably because you were so fat you got stuck in your chair.
I_have_no_clue 0
What a stupid thing to say
th3b0ss 0
haha #4
imemerald 3
Okay, OP may TDI, but how/why do you know/think OP is fat?
Frenchtony 17
Dude your French sucks so hard you made like 4 mistakes in your biography :P stop showing off saying you are French "j'aime le vogue" is totally false :D and I am French so I know what I talk about.
KittehKatt 0
Ewww... I'm guessing there wasn't any clothes in you're carry on?
starile 20
Yeah, I was just thinking that-- don't people normally have carry-ons? She probably didn't even think of changing into carry-on clothes, if so YDI.
lemoncows 2
sometimes you have to take really little bags like on propellor planes and you can't fit clothes in there. but yeah if they did have clothes I think they would have changed.
gabinel1 0
Ydi for not going b4
Hoplaka 0
But she didn't have to go at the airport!!! Bahahahs I said that once. :3
Poepiepiesie 3
Soiled ground is fertile :)
RoccoRox 0
if you shit yourself often, just buy some diapers.
andreajceja 0
#11, your cute and that sucks OP! I feel bad for you.
musicmaniac925 0
number 11 is really cute
RoccoRox 0
thank you ladies
andreajceja 0
Youre welcomeee (:
cvspartan101 1
Sucks for the people next to you
KylAisAmazingG 0
I agree.
RoccoRox 0
hahahaha and you were making fun of that Indian girl for having big eyebrows, Kyla, lamoo..
MarkerofMagic 0
ahahahahah woahh.
tayl 0
yea that's what I was thinking hah
crazycat123 0
how does that even happen?! 0.o
ryan429 0
hahahahaha agreed!!
KodiakVale 10
IBS
ooitastic 0
for me, puke happend..,