kent123654

Mr San Francisco CA, USA In a relationship

stupiddrunk This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Blackout

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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Anonymous 15 October 2014, 17:07 Tuscaloosa, United States

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

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