anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Deweyboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Winder, United States
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
SweetDreamsTibi
Get out of the way
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Heated gamer moment
Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Anonymoys
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
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majones 0
Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
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Comments (286)
AnonymousGalifrey 1
lol pwnd noob shover your tiny noob tube down her throat
AnonymousGalifrey 1
then you should get her into last stand and put on rapid fire to double tap dat ass
AnonymousGalifrey 1
dont forget to put your silencer on your intervention so you dont fmj her and give her a care package
Pearljammer001 0
double tap dat ass!! LMFAO ******* hilarious!
kylepwn1 0
omfg these are the best comments ever
althor 0
you need to grind for a while so you can raise your xp and level up, then get a group together...
Skycayenne 0
OMG this is hilarious with all the mw2 comments lol. mw2 ftw!!
brianjman14 23
this the first fml I've heard where the girl is the game addict
GodWillSaveUsAll 0
well it doesn't matter because she's obv fat..
albinomustang 0
I'm level 66 Secod Prestige!!!!!!!