anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Deweyboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Winder, United States
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
SweetDreamsTibi
Get out of the way
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Heated gamer moment
Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Anonymoys
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
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majones 0
Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
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NewJoisey 0
sounds like the perfect girl to me. lol don't be so picky or you'll end up lonely
Rial13_fml 0
ROFLMAO!!! Hahahahahaha! I voted both! While I agree that that moment in your life sucked, you also deserved it for being a noob! Major props for getting a Gamer Girl though! Gamer Girls are awesome! ^_^
JonathanG_fml 0
haha dammmmm! u just got dissed badly by a gamerchick! fyl deeply.
tacomaniak 0
tbag her and call her a noob and shout pwned
goldspeck 0
ydi for having a girlfriend and not gaining any experience :D
n00bowner 0
Bf2 will always own any cod game.
FockinA 0
lmao, well she's a gamer. next time you get on your back and have her do the work.
MADMANx511 0
I do believe it's spelled "n00b" you n00b!
playdough_master 0
**** tubers. seriously. in shit like domination it should be banned
RKftw 0
tactical knife for quick jabbing