Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Get out of the way
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Heated gamer moment
Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
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majones 0
Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
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Comments (286)
Sithis 0
Whee gamer girls ftw :P i am one aswell haha
juulian_fml 0
wow it's funny how call of duty has so many people addicted even me lol, I wonder why that is
joewarar12 0
Pwned :P
devilsonic 0
well I'm a lvl 62 5th persteige so beat that
blazingqb 0
haha made my day!
bennyboy111 7
was her name miss henneberry
vvvvvsss 0
I want her as my gf
SheoDagana 0
You know how you handle that, my friend? Tell her she needs to power-level you!
acesarge 0
The reason she called you a noob is because you didn't teabag her after it was over.
apashnaka 0
pull out your intervention then search and destroy her underpass. semtex it all night then whip it out your spas for a headshot, just pray she doesnt have on blast shield or you'll be so stunned and end up flashbanging yourself.