Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I found out my best friend works at my husband’s job. He calls her his “work wife.” I had no idea they worked together, nor the fact that he calls her that. I used her phone to call my husband and she has him as “Work Hubby” with a heart emoji. The worst part? They insist nothing is going on between them. FML
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EBrogen 12
Go ahead and get the DNA test. The hard part will be the birth certificate and if daughter calls you daddy. Lot of men in your position stuck paying child support for a kid that isn't their child. Personally, I'd make sure finances are separated and start converting any assets into gold and silver, visit casinos and join gamblers anonymous.
sarsuela 29
Me and my husband both are dark haired and all our kids are blonde. Unless he somehow cheated the kids are his. Seems though that you need DNA-test, for peace of mind at least.
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EBrogen 12
Go ahead and get the DNA test. The hard part will be the birth certificate and if daughter calls you daddy. Lot of men in your position stuck paying child support for a kid that isn't their child. Personally, I'd make sure finances are separated and start converting any assets into gold and silver, visit casinos and join gamblers anonymous.
Marcella1016 32
Took me a second to understand that last part but holy shit that’s diabolical lol
EBrogen 12
I can't take credit though. I was listening to a letter read and that was his actions. In the end, the judge accepted he gambled everything away and the wife ended up with nothing.
Sigilwen 24
why casinos and gamblers anonymous?
EBrogen 12
Going to casinos, using credit cards, having a meal will show you're there. Gamblers anonymous attendance will show you have a problem with gambling. So you're able to say you gambled all the money away. The hardest part is having someone to trust with the precious metals.
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Because...*mysteriously* all the money was lost in gambling. What money?
Marcella1016 32
Husband can drain the accounts and convert them to a tradable item with relatively stable value (gold bars), then blame the disappearing money on a gambling problem. This way he will look like there is not much his wife can take from him in the divorce, when in reality his assets are hidden. Not condoning this, but just interpreting what the other poster said. Like I said, diabolical lol
RichardPencil 32
You should sue him for sexual harassment which prohibits unwanted sexual advances. While your wife obviously wanted his sexual advances, you certainly didn't! Maury! Maury!
Marcella1016 32
Maybe his wife asked for an advance and ended up with a bonus.
RichardPencil 32
Or maybe she asked for a rise and got it. (In the US, we call it a "raise," so the joke doesn't work here.)
Sigilwen 24
can't sueon behalf of the wife. however in some states you can sue him for breaking up a marriage.
sarsuela 29
Me and my husband both are dark haired and all our kids are blonde. Unless he somehow cheated the kids are his. Seems though that you need DNA-test, for peace of mind at least.
rotflqtms_ 21
Could be both recessive genes pushing their way out.
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
I hope so!!!!
Nazmazh 18
Blonde hair and green eyes are recessive traits. So, it could just simply be that there's nothing suspicious and your daughter just has traits from somewhere in your respective genetic lines. But her request for you to not visit her at work might be suspicious. Or it could be that she simply doesn't want you bothering her while she's on the clock. Either way - Your daughter is still *your* daughter and entirely blameless in this whole thing, regardless of what your wife might or might not have done. Keep that in mind. Family is more than bloodline.
RichardPencil 32
There's a typo in the phrase "on the clock."
Suaria 38
It happens though. All my siblings and I are blonde haired. My brother and I are blue eyed as well while my sister has brown eyes. My mom has blonde hair with blue eyes and my dad has black hair with brown eyes. I did take an Ancestry test a few months ago and my dad's relatives showed up as relatives to me. So our dad is our dad, but my mom's recessive genes showed up more than my dad's genes.
Psivage3000 4
Sounds like she guilty of cheating on you, regardless if the kid is yours or not. Best of luck.
Jonkbaby 23
Probably the worst FML on here