anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Deweyboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Winder, United States
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
SweetDreamsTibi
Get out of the way
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Heated gamer moment
Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Anonymoys
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
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majones 0
Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
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Hunter329 0
A: you shoulda called in a freaking predator drone on her "Camping Team", then put your sentry gun in the cave! B: What's her number? lol
nelleyyy 0
All COD related puns winnnnn hahaa.
MadaZer0 8
I would love to use my "AC-130" on you ;)
majones 0
Can I tactically insert inside of you?
allard 14
woah nelley your a babe!
nelleyyy 0
Noob; Mada, failing to use COD related puns correctly and using a different weapon for every female in this thread, etc. "hot as my sentry gun" I'm facepalming.
TurtleHabitat 0
I don't think he will survive final stand after that one.
MadaZer0 8
The funny thing is~ When I act like an idiot I play like a noob too. Especially on Rust.... RUST :D
sonosaeterno 2
you are ******* hot..
EricaAnnihilate 0
Oh dear the way you spell "n00b" is noob. In harsher parts of the interweb you would recieve a female circumcision for that. Hardly anyone spells it that way these days.
MadaZer0 8
Hehehe... Very funny Login... Keep it up! i'll find 6 next ways to use a tactical insertion against you! speaking of which... MW2 FTW!!!! TT.TT I miss that game sooooo much.... I especially miss the care package glich.... And my ACR.... Wow... I got a boner for MW2
EricaAnnihilate 0
I love your girlfriend. Stop complaining because you have the coolest girlfriend in the world (well besides mine). Time to prestige
MadaZer0 8
Anyone here 10th prestige btw?
hellojello11790 0
you should hit her wit da stinga put down your tactical insertion flashBANG her. then finish her of with the intervention
majones 0
Why do you miss it? What happened to your copy of the game? Also, you're the first person I've ever found who also gets boners from mw2.
Extacy23 0
@valdzald- it smell like mcfish becuz you rubbed it on ur pussy
hellojello11790 0
she denied your insertion. (0)_>(0)
MadaZer0 8
I can't find it anywhere dude... I haven't played MW2 in weeks... That just means I haven't had a decent boners in weeks... **** ... What kind of dumbass loses his game in his own room >.>