Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
This isn't Burger King, you get it my way or you don't eat the damn thing!
sullivankeara 25
Beggers can't be choosers
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Comments (76)
tweetyzyaw 20
Someone's very grateful..
incoherentrmblr 22
If he actually did shove it in there, would it be considered diarrhea since it's already crap?...
sullivankeara 25
Beggers can't be choosers
iAlissa 34
Apparently, they can.
jaydots 16
ha ha a lot of the time they don't care its rude to choose when your begging
Patriots21 14
It's like they say, the United States has the richest poor people in the world
bahamit 18
Someone didn't get the memo...
randomname98 22
OP should tell him to take his bowl outside and get his own food
PennyLane27 32
I'm amazed at the lack of empathy for the homeless/impoverished on here.
Mauskau 36
If he takes the bowl he might actually manage to sell it for money.
extremereviews 26
This isn't Burger King, you get it my way or you don't eat the damn thing!
man_in_black08 28
Sorry OP. I hope you taught him the lesson of "how to not piss off the people that handle your food!"
Exodiafinder687 58
"Hey! You're supposed to be homeless not mannerless!"
cakefete2 31
Maybe that's why he lost his home.
jrod9327 17
Don't let an a$& hole ruin your day. You are selfless and should be proud not discouraged.
Ozomulsion 11
Apparently he hasn't heard the phrase "Beggars can't be choosers".
deet124 11
Spit in his soup :)
iPixiee 23
That's lowering yourself too his level, and that's gross. ew ?
purelymixed 17
Tell him you get what you pay for
sstahpp 33
Well..It's probably awful soup.
kbecks87 16
No matter how bad it is, it's still free. And it's still better than going hungry.
jinxy333 13
better some food than none. he doesnt have to be an ungrateful dick...somebody's hard earned money went into supplying ingredients and electricity to put food in his stomach.
KnownAsCAJ 11
Did you not read the last post? "it might not necessarily be a lack of gratitude that caused his reaction." And there are a lot of times where someone's money doesnt go into the food, its the expired old food that no one else, nor stores wants that do end up in donations. Working at a volunteer centre makes that very clear.
sstahpp 33
He shouldn't have been rude I agree...but if there's something wrong with the soup then that's it. It could make him sick..he can't even afford a decent bowl of soup how do you think he's going to afford a hospital???