Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I know my clothing size and the clothes I buy usually fit me. Except for underwear. How come women’s panties always seem to be at least one size smaller than advertised? FML
Today, after I'd ordered a cute dress online for an upcoming date, I tried it on, only to realise it was more of a glorified napkin than a dress. The tag online had said “One size fits all.” I now have a dress that fits my cat better than it fits me. FML
Today, I bought some cheap panties from a local store. They were great, so I ordered two dozen more, from the store’s website. Turns out the size L from the internet is just about the same as the size S from the local store. They told me that I couldn't expect different colors to be the same size. Go figure. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I ordered a designer jacket online. When it arrived, it was doll-sized. It turns out that I bought a limited edition meant for action figures. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, despite having pretty bad social anxiety and clinical depression, and hardly ever leaving the house, I spent an hour and a half at a store figuring out what size pants I am. They just cancelled my order. FML
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Top comments
urrka 0
At least you'll still fit in their shirts. I have the exact opposite problem
antbait11 0
Abercrombie? don't buy that crap
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Comments (204)
urrka 0
At least you'll still fit in their shirts. I have the exact opposite problem
lilaZnguy15 1
awesome haha
longboarder95 0
but I bet guys like you more than her
ilovemyflaws 0
I have the same problem
SimoneDymond 3
I do too!
XxEaSySnIpEsxX 0
Pics or it didn't happen
Jazzball45 0
I Dont understand why you wouldnt be on the chart because Abercrombie runs supper small
mcxhunni 0
*super
lex1459 38
You'd need a small supper to fit into their clothes though
hamzy 0
Don't worry. Small **** isn't the end of the world.
acuraintegraman 3
ya it is
littlemissgrace 15
*aren't
krispybacon4321 23
You obviously don't know the struggle of small boobs.
codyl 0
Any more than a mouthful is a waste.
james_aka_frosty 3
rofl
dotgood23 8
more like handful
bft_wrestling 0
same here ):
tropy_fml 0
I likes me some iddy-bitty- tities!
fmlprincessfml 3
well atleast your no **** will fit in one of there shirts my G-cups wont go near them
antbait11 0
Abercrombie? don't buy that crap
jewel5 0
:(
bohm 0
Abercrombie is the devil company. Don't buy their crap unless you're a stuck up snob. In this economy, they said that they don't want to offer any discounts on products because it would ruin their "image". I hope they get crushed by American Eagle and Aeropostale and the likes.
dr13 0
Wth? American eagle and aeropostale are pretty much the same thing as abercrombie, why would you want them to win?
LilKonvicted 0
Dw you can do better than abercrombie