Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
I have Flashbacks Now
Woonsocket, United States
PTSD
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Hold the line
Today, I was at a restaurant for a quite important business lunch. I really had to go to the bathroom, but there was a queue to the only stall in the whole place, so I decided to just "hold it" and power through. Half an hour later, I sneezed and… didn’t exactly hold it in anymore. I had to excuse myself and leave the restaurant early. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Too trusting
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
monkers
Westlock, Canada
Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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rainbowbabe_907 5
Damn, wish I could do that.
RoseCrystal 17
um.....well done?
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Comments (298)
CaliGali 9
You must be really old then.. Jk :)
DoctorWhooves 6
Classy
ErocX85 0
that's what you get for eating Mcdonalds.
julzmama 0
Sounds serious...u should see a doctor!
ACM1991 9
Num num
fml8396 0
You made me laugh so hard! What did people say to you? Tell me eveything!
fml8396 0
This is exactly what happened! You: ahhhchooo! Ghetto Old Lady: What the **** shawty? Was that your ass that quacked at me shawty? White Kid: Dude your pants is wet. Fat Guy: Bless you! That was the weirdest sound I heard in my life! You: Ahhhhh! That really hurt! (Runs out of McDonalds)
ohSNAPyall 27
Very vivid.
hahaimlsh 0
ehh..well.. thts.great!:)
Needzalife8D 0
Ba da ba ba ba
ScarletBloom 14
You know what to do when you're having constipation.