Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
I have Flashbacks Now
Woonsocket, United States
PTSD
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Hold the line
Today, I was at a restaurant for a quite important business lunch. I really had to go to the bathroom, but there was a queue to the only stall in the whole place, so I decided to just "hold it" and power through. Half an hour later, I sneezed and… didn’t exactly hold it in anymore. I had to excuse myself and leave the restaurant early. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Too trusting
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
monkers
Westlock, Canada
Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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rainbowbabe_907 5
Damn, wish I could do that.
RoseCrystal 17
um.....well done?
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Comments (298)
Mxpxdude189 0
you're disgusting. keep eating fatty mcdonalds food. it can only help your condition...
JessicaC13 2
LAWL!
ohSNAPyall 27
There's one patty that'll never be Hamburgled.
punkin_26 16
Your comment is funnier than op's fml.
teamjacob21 0
I did that at my friends funeral
OTT3RNUTZ 7
Multi-tasking at it's best
jessie12198 0
FAIL!(:
zach630 0
Wal-mart is THE perfect place. He could be on the people if wal-mart website
elementalz 2
That's why u don't eat McDonalds
ndhin831 2
garbage in, garbage out
Qwrty_fml 0
Ouch..that must've been a sight(: lol