Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
I have Flashbacks Now
Woonsocket, United States
PTSD
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Hold the line
Today, I was at a restaurant for a quite important business lunch. I really had to go to the bathroom, but there was a queue to the only stall in the whole place, so I decided to just "hold it" and power through. Half an hour later, I sneezed and… didn’t exactly hold it in anymore. I had to excuse myself and leave the restaurant early. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Too trusting
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
monkers
Westlock, Canada
Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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rainbowbabe_907 5
Damn, wish I could do that.
RoseCrystal 17
um.....well done?
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Comments (298)
blackopsnc 2
That should be impossible. I'm no biology expert, but when you sneeze, the *other* sphincters in your body close. The same is true with the latter facts.
albow2dking007 14
lol talk about multi-tasking!!
escadoo 3
Haha I literally just laughed out loud. At least it was just mcdonalds and not a fancy restaurant!
HeavenKD 3
You can actually supress a sneeze if you get rid of the irritant. Either that or stopping it with brute lung power which could end up with you tearing a capilary and if you sneeze too hard you can break a rib! What a win win. Go figure
keeks46 12
Shit you must be pretty pissed
lauryn_lovely 12
sometimes its OKAY to leave the line and wait 10 minutes for your burger.
blackychan21 0
Ya that's something cool to tell millions of people. That ur just a baby. Hahahaha
kkmwong 11
I can vomit at the same time too.
linzjune 0
Haha at McDonalds I sneezed and when I did I farted so loud everyone looked at me!
SwagOutTheShower 0
Could you teach me?