Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML
Today, I was high on Marijuana and scrolling through Facebook when I couldn't figure out why I was seeing so much FML Posts no matter how far I scrolled and I was getting annoyed. Then I realized I was specifically on the FML Facebook Page and forgot because I was so high. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.
bonezisme 0
nice sounds like short term hit you bad
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Dragons_corner 6
my dad smoked weed since he was 16 and he turns 56 next month and yet nothing like what they say on tv.
Lisa89 3
Generally speaking, some people that I have encountered who have done heavy weed use seem noticeable slower and spaced out than other people, HOWEVER this is most likely because they have used other stronger drugs a lot of the time too (I don't know about their habits, i don't know much about different drugs, but just saying what I have experienced personally with people i know have done drugs.) I just think, not to be stupid. Doing anything every day, too much must be bad for you. No matter what it is, unless it's like helping orphans or something...
Cram_Burglar 0
how many smart people do you see smoking weed
Petunia888 13
Invalid statement. There are quite a few people that smoke weed that you may never meet. You can't possibly assume they are all not smart.
sipher16 0
well I guess that makes this myth confirmed.
carobug 6
Forgetting what your saying mid-sentence is normal and unrelated to smoking weed. I forget quite often, but I'm pretty sure weed isn't a part of my life. is there any proven facts that weed kills brain cells? I have yet to see any except for a made up experiment. isn't alcohol and smoking tobacco worse than weed?
monkeys223 0
hahahah wow! okay all of yall saying that weed is bad ITS NOT BAD FOR YOU!!! please get that through yalls heads it is a plant and God put it here for us so we use it! it even says so in the bible:) anyways i am one my self and so are alot of people i know and we all turned out just fine! we arent stupid people we are actually very smart. and when you smoke it actually opens up your mind and you have amazing thoughts! besides we all have our own opinions and nobody is ever going to win this!
ThisIsntMyLife 0
amazing thoughts like dragons and unicorns?
immunizations 0
smoking weed every day doesn't make you any cooler, js
Petunia888 13
Not everyone does it to be cooler. That's silly.
csmouton 3
agreed maybe you should ummmm NOT smoke........wait what was I saying????lmao
ThisIsntMyLife 0
my best friend and I were 9 years old when she got hold of weed. her first drugs. I tried to discourage her, etc. he went ahead and injected herself with the tiniest bit- her cousin, who'd sold her it was there to make sure she didn't take to much at a time- he is a regular drug addict, she died. Right in front of me. When a 9 year old dies of marijuana- somethings messed up. So all those addicts who say that drugs are harmless, they've already started messing up your brain.
Levvy 22
I don't particularly like marijuana or think it's good for people, but I have to say: Either you're lying, since you'd realize marijuana isn't used intravenously ("injected") if you'd seen someone using it, or this kid died for a very, very different reason than just using pot in of itself.
Mstevens025 0
hahahahahahaa