Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML
Today, I was high on Marijuana and scrolling through Facebook when I couldn't figure out why I was seeing so much FML Posts no matter how far I scrolled and I was getting annoyed. Then I realized I was specifically on the FML Facebook Page and forgot because I was so high. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.
bonezisme 0
nice sounds like short term hit you bad
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emjay09 0
apparently you smoke weed every day. gotta love it when you prove the point you were trying to disprove...
tbonea1990 0
dumbass don't be stereotypical stoner b/c ur giving the rest of us a bad name. I smoke almost everyday and have a 3.92 GPA
PhillJFry 0
I know people who smoke daily and it does make you lazy and stupid. kills a lot of brain cells plain and simple especially if you do it a lot.
Icarus599 0
"dumbass don't be stereotypical stoner b/c ur giving the rest of us a bad name. I smoke almost everyday and have a 3.92 GPA" Just because YOU are smart and smoke weed, does not mean that EVERYONE will not be affected adversely in any way. Like in anything, there are obviously oddities in the data. You have to be very careful when generalizing, as one case does not apply to every case. That's like a smoker saying "I smoke a pack of cigarettes everyday and have never had lung cancer, so obviously smoking has no negative side effects and people should stop complaining about it." That said, weed to the best of my knowledge is not particularly harmful, I just wanted to point out the logical error :)
Calyx_fml 22
I'm so high that I forgot I am high.
LexiHardcore 1
crack is whack,weed is whatcha need.
FYL1313 0
That's what you get for soking weed!
MiGman 5
hahaha dude your too big of a.... oops I forgot haha stoned much?
bladomas 2
you deserve it because you smoke weed every day
deaddude221 0
man gotta be better at smoking. we gotta prove that its better than booze being dumb doesn't help the cause of legalizing it.